I weep for my gender. WEEP!

We're praying, really really hard, that this is a joke, because if it's not and this person has survived as long as she has it means that we've reversed the course of evolution and have no hope as a species.

At a 2008 city council meeting the politicians and citizens of Santa Cruz were treated to testimony from a young woman who may, in fact, be the stupidest person alive. She began by explaining that food is good:

I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops but it's good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it's food and stuff.
That, while expressed poorly, is the smartest thing she says in the video. She goes on to say:

We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us...on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don't believe in that. We believe in the union and that's what we are.
Not knowing where to begin, I'm going to start with the whole slavery thing. It's hard to know whether she is talking about Antebellum America (is the union she refers to the Union?) and actually thinks we have slaves in New York City or does she mean unions that protect workers and thinks we believe in slavery because of outsourcing? Either way, she's crazypants, but I still hope she means the latter. Also, what is the "new West Coast"?

She goes on to state her support for the Bush administration (not surprising) and talk about vegetable trees, which she may see after the hefty doses of pro-psychotics she must be on.

aahhhhh ..


hey i think a lot of emoticons

would help to express the general consensus here




can we say " brainless valley girl " .. ?

more chlorine in the gene pool please

i think all the pesticides in our crops

are showing their effects on her brain big time

I don't think it's just the pesticides. After all...she says something ( somewhere in there I think ) about eating organic stuff.

I'm telling you. When I watched that video, it actually made me shudder.

"We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us...on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don't believe in that. We believe in the union and that's what we are."

I, like, totally agree with her, like, it will be really good, and umm, like I stuck my head in a microwave and, like, nothing happened, and like....

She gives young people from California a bad name.

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That women ate too many "HAPPY GIRL PICKLES".........

<-------- Thinks she has been snorting some of the pesticides she speaks of!!!

like O-M-G....like what the hell is she talking about? like i don't know like she just uh keeps like saying uh like something ya know like pesticides uh and growing ya know crops like for free ya know uh...


i KNOW that lynching is illegal...but PLEEEEEASSSSEEEEE!!!!

i agree with you there Dear...

with that cacophony of contradiction

she must live on a diet of wonder starch bread


of sodium overloaded top ramen hostess ho ho's

fast "so called" foods & boxed macaroni & cheese

Sounds like the free crop she's been growing is weed!!!

i can assure you wholeheartedly

and with over 40 years of experience

that any one with a functioning brain and who uses it

and who smokes weed

has no kind of conversation like that

Nope, just lots of emoticons.

I'm thinking the Darwin Awards have found their Spokesmodel...

i want to see her male counterpart...LOL

dude, like totally man...i mean, look dude....we all need food bro....uh....thanks for your time dudes

It's a good thing she lives out in Cali.

Around here, someone that stupid probably would have been eaten by a Bear.

Totally dude.

Space Cadet !!!

shhheesh


that is the truth

although many young people from california

give themselves a bad name

and then there is the flip side of that too