Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

'Hello!'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout, Mommy,

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

And now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He leapt out of the bed with no clothes on too.

He was all scared and he jumped straight out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom
of the pool and I think he's dead.'

*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says**
**'Swimming pool?...*

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.*

hahahahah that sucks.

That sounds like it really could happen!

hey he solved somebody's problem

sounds like it DID happen!