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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 49 | |
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ugh
wow my finger is a mess  
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 I have a meat grinder 
 
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ugh wow my finger is a mess
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the evil that I know!!!!
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I'm fresh out of poison ivy 
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I'm fresh out of poison ivy
 
Ok plan B.......pour some boiling hot water on your OTHER hand......for 12 seconds. Then it wont hurt!!!
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<-------Nurse Ratchett here
Im only here to help!!!
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and it will also clean and disinfect
sounds like a two in one double action snazzimagicalwonerism
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Dont forget to dip it in butter right after
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oops spelled it wrong
snazzimagicalwonderism that should be todays word of the day 
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Dont forget to dip it in butter right after
and a dash of seasoning salt of course! |
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Dont forget to dip it in butter right after
and a dash of seasoning salt of course!
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and some mustard !
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Dear diary......tomorrow no diet. Im going to eat the entire refridgerator!!!
 
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and some mustard !
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and some mustard !
no musta musta mustard will do |
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ok were talking CONDIMENTS now.........NO FOOD IN THE DIARY WHILE iM ON A DIET STILL!!!
Maybe I will go to bed......and dream of sugar plums dancing in my head!!!   
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Dear diary.........wth is a sugar plum anyways????
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condomtents ?
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