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Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!! 
No, you have a faulty ruler. |
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Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!
join the gang 
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dAN, i`m tempted to paste your pic into Sunny n Fears picture house with the rest of the FAIL PICS Go for it. Except the irony will be when it is totally unfunny, and you will be the one failing.. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry? You are very weird. |
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and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions
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and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions Right...and then I will have to send the box back and pay for shipping because I opened it. Plus the pygmy might not wanna go back to where he came from. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry? You are very weird. Because I have OCD and ADHD. I'm very impatient and need instant results. I simply do NOT have the time to wait around. *tap tap tap* |
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and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions Right...and then I will have to send the box back and pay for shipping because I opened it. Plus the pygmy might not wanna go back to where he came from. YOu cannot return pygmies once you have taken them out of the box. It is against Congo laws which are supported internationally through The UN. My equations do come with all pygmies, they are tattooed all over their backs, so to avoid any pygmies being dispatched without the correct information. |
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dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry? You are very weird. Because I have OCD and ADHD. I'm very impatient and need instant results. I simply do NOT have the time to wait around. *tap tap tap* Just play some ACDC and tap along to that while you wait. |
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dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one OK, do you have their number? |
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Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!
No, you have a faulty ruler. I used a tape measure and it seems to be working when I measure other things. 
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dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one OK, do you have their number? I do, I do!!!....oh...uhm...ahem...yeah...no, uhm...I kinda don't. 
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Oh noes! I'm a freak my nipples are more than nine inches apart!!!!
No, you have a faulty ruler. I used a tape measure and it seems to be working when I measure other things.
You probably have big areolas and are measuring the wrong part of the nipple then. |
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well they share a pair of nipples, so they say it depends how close they stand together
im ringing "migits r us" now, they`re a security gaurd company, so they should have varying sizes of beefcake mini me`s |
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Ok, My nipples are 9 inches apart! Excited they close to 7 Inches (Implants), but my dogs nipples are like 4 inches apart. where does it end?
 
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The closest distance in between my nipples is still more than 9 inches.
I'm a freak I knew it!
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