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| Topic: Spankin' The Meatloaf...! | |
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So what do you do with a chicken?
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Lists. I have so many things to do, places to be, kids to shuttle I make lists for my lists. Sometimes I do something and add it to my list just so I can mark it off. UGH!
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So...I was making meatloaf for dinner tonight & giving it the obligatory spanking...when I notice that I spanked it in sets of threes... Then I got to thinkin' that I do a lot of things in sets of threes... Now I'm wondering if this is an OCD??? 
Do you have any OCD's? Heh, that's what I'm having for supper tonight too. I don't think I really have any OCDs though. |
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Before i put my shoes on i have to shout 'OGGY OGGY OGGY! OI OI OI!' thre times and turn around 360 degrees and touch the ground.
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So what do you do with a chicken?
She Chokes it o'course. 
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So what do you do with a chicken?
Aw, go pluck yerself you fowl man! 
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Sex...Sex....SEX, and damnit Que you know my nickname is meatloaf 
She'll be spanking your meatloaf later
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Hummm now why is it as soon as I saw the heading to this thread I just knew who's thread it was and had nothing to do with where my mind went.
 
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Sex...Sex....SEX, and damnit Que you know my nickname is meatloaf
She'll be spanking your meatloaf later
I could only hope so |
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Hummm now why is it as soon as I saw the heading to this thread I just knew who's thread it was and had nothing to do with where my mind went.
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Hummm now why is it as soon as I saw the heading to this thread I just knew who's thread it was and had nothing to do with where my mind went.
Don't blame me for your filthy, rotten, dirty mind! 
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Hummm now why is it as soon as I saw the heading to this thread I just knew who's thread it was and had nothing to do with where my mind went.
She shakes me up every day.....I am a luck man |
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Yes, but it is a very long and complex ritual involving evil monkeys, bowls of mixed fruit, and barrels of olive oil. Do you perform this ritual at a Grecian bath-house by any chance? |
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Hummm now why is it as soon as I saw the heading to this thread I just knew who's thread it was and had nothing to do with where my mind went.
Don't blame me for your filthy, rotten, dirty mind!
Hehehehe not blaming you for it just for taking it off course from what little nice thoughts I have once in a while
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I don't know I don't know I don't know Aw'man, ya' beat me to it! 
Sorry Sorry Sorry
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Edited by
hereformore
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Thu 07/23/09 08:07 PM
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I collect unnecessary papers. Blah! I wanted to get rid of them, but this crazy dog keeps barking at the shredder. She actually used the bathroom on the floor because it scared her. Well, I guess I have to wait until I have my own place with no animals. Here's a thought...let the dog eat the papers...he he |
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my magnetic atraction to junk is my OCD |
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Before i put my shoes on i have to shout 'OGGY OGGY OGGY! OI OI OI!' thre times and turn around 360 degrees and touch the ground. 
I run my toothbrush under hot water before i brush my teeth for about 20 seconds  
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The button on my emergency brake in the car. I check it every 3 seconds just to make sure it's all the way off. I KNOW it is but I check it anyway.
 
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Before i put my shoes on i have to shout 'OGGY OGGY OGGY! OI OI OI!' thre times and turn around 360 degrees and touch the ground.
I run my toothbrush under hot water before i brush my teeth for about 20 seconds
Well, I do that too...but I don't think it's an OCD...you never know when someone's gonna use your toothbrush...to clean the toilet...! |
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