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or perhaps a wizzard? i have been transformed into a coffee filter containing some crunchy snacks! help me!!!!
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Just a postal worker...and you look good enough to eat!!
 
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Well, I can fix the crunchy snacks part, but the coffe filter...
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this is getting really old you guys. im very salty and very crunchy.
the best way to enjoy me would be with a glass of mountain dew and a pair of headphones. that way you wont have to hear me screaming in pain as you eat me. |
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help!!!! i am very crunchy and delicious!!!
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Gee....never had a guy scream in pain during that before.....extasy, maybe.....
going to my time-out corner....I know where it is.....and facing the wall..... 
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what a waste of a perfectly good coffee filter
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being eaten alive can be painful
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oh sweet jesus!!!! here co!!!!!!!!
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the life of a snack food is a difficult one indeed. constantly edge for fear of being eaten. the ever-present threat of becoming stale given too much exposure to the open air. a tiresome existence.
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did i mention that i contain bagel chips? i repeat: bagel chips!
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bagel chip's there good
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I cant resist chex mix.. stop it evil man.
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I cant resist chex mix.. stop it evil man. the darwinian drive within me strives to survive! i would love nothing more than to be anything but a coffee filter filled with chex mix! i dont want to be eaten! i want to LLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!! |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Tue 07/21/09 01:20 AM
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Your not doing a very good job there chex mix coffee filter guy!
CONVINCE ME!!! O nevermind, you know you want to be in my mouth, sucked down, and swallowed whole.. Taken deep in my throat.. *squnits eyes* |
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Your not doing a very good job there chex mix coffee filter guy! CONVINCE ME!!! O nevermind, you know you want to be in my mouth, sucked down, and swallowed whole.. Taken deep in my throat.. *squnits eyes* 
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you certainly know how to get a bag of snack mix all hot and bothered
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or perhaps a wizzard? i have been transformed into a coffee filter containing some crunchy snacks! help me!!!! i just bit you. sorry i couldn't resist.
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