This makes construction a breeze,

you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,

relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place,

just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine,

you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun,

the wife will not ask you build or fix anything else again.

Also good for the occasional stray cat I'm thinking.

i want one too!

i like fixing things though, so i'd uselessly shoot nails at boards..

There's noo way that can be real! Wishful thinking though huh? The dewalt M-4 carbine... It even sounds great. It brings new meaning to weekend warior... Lol!

Yep, you're right. I did some background checking and it is not real.

http://www.likecool.com/DeWalt-16_Nail_Gun--Tools--Gear.html

Thanks a lot for bursting my bubble.

I still want one though.