Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48 | |
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Ewwww. Check for pit hairs!!!!!! |
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I keep my arm pit hairs neatly trimmed
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I keep my arm pit hairs neatly trimmed |
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Men trim their pitt hairs???
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Well it is the hairs in there that hold the stink.....less hair...less funk...
Men trim their pitt hairs??? |
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Dear diary..........everything I ever wanted to know about anything, I learned on the internet!!
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Dear diary, I like my pit hairs. I braid them. I also braid my spincter hair and put beads in the braids except for the brown ones....those are dingleberries.
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In other news diary I invited purplecat and andy to join gypsy and I at sturgis. If purple hits andy in the head and knocks him out and straps him to the bike and jumps on and races to sturgis she could be there to join us in two days. We will wash the bugs off you upon your arrival. I will pay for your lodging, food, and beverage at our resort. You could be with us, and join us for the week for under 500 bucks. Think about it. You really don't need that 100 dollar sack of ganj next week. JOIN US.
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You cannot say I didn't ask. I just wanna see purple in that green thong bikini in the hot tub. And gypsys purple bikini in the hot tub. Ah hell I just wanna see everyones bikini in the hot tub. Ha ha ha!
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Well maybe not chevys thong. But he was invited. He's gotta race that weekend.
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Sturgis! Sturgis! Sturgis!
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AND ???? .... what ? .... no freakin Canucklehead guys invited to Sturgis ?? .... I am calling the stinking " I've been left out on purpose" police and having you ALL flogged ... or made to drink weak, warm ,Amercian beers
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Is Sturgis very far from Prescott Valley, Arizona???
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I have room.
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I have a beeter date, but thanks anyway ..... Niagara Falls , Ontario .... beers and slo-pitch baseball... SWEET...
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Got a bike mark? Put down the molsons and the hockey stick. And its 1103 miles via interstate from your house scoundrel to my resort.
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From purplecats house to my resort is exactly 1250 miles via interstates. From marks house it is 1,135,000 miles to my resort. Holy crap! Oh wait- calculator malfunction.
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I have an 18 speed bike with toe clips....
ridden once back in 1994 |
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Lets invite Andrea too!!!
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