Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 37 | |
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he's my secret admirer
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Is carring my love child as we speak,
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Edited by
metalwing
on
Fri 07/31/09 10:03 AM
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(Holly everyone admires you. You are nice in every way. Or are you hiding some secret?)
Lizzard boy has dry skin. |
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Rusts in the rain.
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Eats things she knows are bad for her.
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looks forward to telephone solicitors
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She's Dr. Metalwing's trusted physician's assistant
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She has fantasies about dragging men off to the woods and haveing her way with them.
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is writing a fantasy novel about me!
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is writing a fantasy novel about me! Which reminds me... I need to do some hands on research... |
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Is planning a big barbeque
and inviting the leaders of the free world |
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Is really a leader of the free world.
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importing walnuts for his new dessert that he invented
yummy! Walnut Surprise! |
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Does nut know that pecans were invented in Texas.
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Is somehow looking forward to his appointment with his Proctologist..
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owns a bean bag chair
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"If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here."
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on her way out to get more wax
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does brazilian wax on the ladies
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Keeps extra wax fangs because they taste so good.
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