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Topic: Help meh! Help meh!
Tracker_Ar Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 202	Sat 07/18/09 11:57 PM
No. Raccoons are not "hot". They're "critters" and even "undesirable pests" in some places. Yeah but they taste good deep fried.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 07/18/09 11:59 PM
No. Raccoons are not "hot". They're "critters" and even "undesirable pests" in some places. Yeah but they taste good deep fried. That they do, mah man... that they do!

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Sun 07/19/09 12:04 AM


Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 07/19/09 12:04 AM
Gas wat? I drownin'! I drownin'! Arencha gonna save meh?! Raccoons are excellent swimmers they pretty much live in the water. Are you sure your a raccoon? Humans swim, yet some of them still drown--so, blah to that, son! Also, it's "you're." I'm pretty hot, aren't I? Huh? Not very hot. A little too hairy around the face for my liking.. Though i am suspicious that you arent really a raccoon, as i have never actually seen a raccoon able to type before. Technology is getting pretty advanced these days though, I guess maybe babelfish might have a voice activated Raccoon to English translator.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 07/19/09 12:25 AM
Gas wat? I drownin'! I drownin'! Arencha gonna save meh?! Raccoons are excellent swimmers they pretty much live in the water. Are you sure your a raccoon? Humans swim, yet some of them still drown--so, blah to that, son! Also, it's "you're." I'm pretty hot, aren't I? Huh? Not very hot. A little too hairy around the face for my liking.. Though i am suspicious that you arent really a raccoon, as i have never actually seen a raccoon able to type before. Technology is getting pretty advanced these days though, I guess maybe babelfish might have a voice activated Raccoon to English translator. So, you're, like, what? Completely in love with me, at this point? Or is it Prufrock syndrome, feeling too inadequate to speak your true feelings--to "disturb the universe"?! TELL ME!! Golly, you must love me!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 07/19/09 12:29 AM
In your raccoon dreams!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 07/19/09 12:29 AM
Anyway.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 07/19/09 12:30 AM
Ha! I was posting as you were posting, poor boy.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 07/19/09 12:32 AM
Oh, golleh! I'm 'n big troublah nah! HELP MEH! HELP MEH PLES NAH!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 07/19/09 12:44 AM
HEY!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 07/19/09 01:26 AM
Im sorreh but you must die!!!

handyhippie65 Joined Fri 06/05/09 Posts: 78	Sun 07/19/09 06:18 PM
you know, you look familiar. didn't i shoot you last week in my trash? look out it's zombie coon!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sun 07/19/09 06:19 PM
Raccoons. The other dark meat.

ThomasJB Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 4240	Sun 07/19/09 06:20 PM
Aren't you on the menu tonight over at Redd's Redneck Road Kill Saloon?

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sun 07/19/09 06:24 PM
If the raccoon was, it was probably on the senior menu.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Mon 07/20/09 12:41 AM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowt! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowt! Golleh!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/20/09 12:56 AM
Honey? Wanna hand me the mossberg 10 guage goose gun? That pesky raccoons back again. Its tryin to drown itself in the bird bath. Did you put those federal 3 and a half inch plus P magnum shells in my underwear drawer? Might need em.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/20/09 12:58 AM
Never mind honey. I will just use the 109 millimeter howitzer in the garage.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Mon 07/20/09 06:43 AM
Oh oh that racoons gonna get it now .Along with half of Wisconsin !

digger56 Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 838	Mon 07/20/09 06:59 AM
10 gauge? That's kind of big for a raccoon isn't it? Won't be anything left. Poor little thing. lol