What would have been YOUR first words if you were the first person to step on the moon?

Mine would be-

"Man... the art department really nailed the look of the moon surface, didn't they!"

Heh -- I wrote a story about this in my second book -- one of the set designers screwed up and left a thumbprint on one of the "moon rocks"....

this isn't the moon - this is the navada desert

One small step for man, one giant leap for OH LOOK A PEANUT

Mitch I'll see ya in 6 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy outer space, this is fricking cool

(40th anniversary coming up on the 20th of July... I remember watching it on TV)

When I get through with this bag of chips , I'm expecting my "Moon Pie and RC Cola"!!!!

WOW...

Id bend over, and spread my cheeks, and give the moon a toast.

so, if a quarter is deadly from the eiffel tower, I wonder how a quarter is from up here....

Ohhhh,I think I just stepped in something

Wow! This is awesome!

Where's the men's room?

I hope the damn rocket starts for the trip back.

I BEAT YA ALL!

I AM THE FIRST! I AM THE GREATEST! YOU ARE ALL LOSERS! BECAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION NER NER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


SUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"this is it?"

Of all places to run into you Jasmin!!!

Can I get the years of training refunded?

Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
See you in heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears). Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool