Topic: Four Worms And A Lesson
Mary1960's photo
Fri 07/17/09 09:09 AM

Four Worms And A Lesson


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't
have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service -- drinker smokin ohwell :banana:

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 07/17/09 11:21 AM


Four Worms And A Lesson


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't
have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service -- drinker smokin ohwell :banana:
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

tanyaann's photo
Fri 07/17/09 11:27 AM
rofl That was funny! And I didn't see the punch-line coming! rofl

funnydude's photo
Sat 07/18/09 02:24 AM
she's right,no worms