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Topic: So ladies i'm a real hot catch
Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:01 PM
any ladies into felons that live with their parents oh yeah, welcome to internet dating

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Wed 07/15/09 03:02 PM
at least your honest

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Wed 07/15/09 03:02 PM
Nope. But I would believe you if you said you weren't a felon that lived with his parents. Now THAT is internet dating.

Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:03 PM
at least your honest oh yeah, not only am i wasting woman(s) time, i'm also wasting my own

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Wed 07/15/09 03:03 PM


Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 07/15/09 03:04 PM Edited by Unknow on Wed 07/15/09 03:04 PM
I know one or two ladies that might fit the bill. I'll trade you their names for that hat.

Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:05 PM
I know one or two ladies that might fit the bill. I'll trade you their names for that hat. i'd rather stay single

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 07/15/09 03:07 PM
Have to admit that is a cool lid.

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Wed 07/15/09 03:08 PM
at least your honest oh yeah, not only am i wasting woman(s) time, i'm also wasting my own I waste my free time on porn

Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:08 PM
Have to admit that is a cool lid. you know i was getting alot of crap about it, Inspecter gadget jokes =P

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 07/15/09 03:12 PM Edited by jtip1977 on Wed 07/15/09 03:13 PM


Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Wed 07/15/09 03:14 PM
I wish more guys were that honest. Really it would save us both alot of trouble if he came out and said "I'm really a jerk but I'll be nice til I know you really like me. I'll probably cheat on you if I get the chance and if at all possible, I want you to pay all the bills while I play video games at home. I don't like to get up before noon. And oh, I think you're sister is hot"

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Wed 07/15/09 03:14 PM
lol... I would think you'd be taking more crap for the profile. Not sure if you're going for the power of suggestion or whether you just really really like Howard Johnsons.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Wed 07/15/09 03:15 PM
Go Go Gadget Camera Phone.

Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:17 PM
lol... I would think you'd be taking more crap for the profile. Not sure if you're going for the power of suggestion or whether you just really really like Howard Johnsons. Allusion to "billy the mountain" ~ Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention. i'm waiting for that girl to send me a message saying something among the lines of "Now listen here you communist son of a ***, You better get your * in for your ****ing physical!"

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 07/15/09 03:32 PM


newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 07/15/09 03:40 PM
I love inspector gadget. Great cartoon.

Onionkidpoe Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 111	Wed 07/15/09 03:41 PM
I love inspector gadget. Great cartoon. R.I.P. his memory will live on in my hat

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Wed 07/15/09 03:45 PM
A felon that lives with his parents? Hey...I've dated a bounty hunter, a government SWAT team member, a hockey ref and a guy who swore he was a pirate...so why not a felon that lives with his parents?

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 07/15/09 03:47 PM
Nope. But I would believe you if you said you weren't a felon that lived with his parents. Now THAT is internet dating. I'm not a felon and live with my parents, of course I'm still rather young and have no interest in getting into my own place anyway. Oh, and I'm a misdemeanor whore, never had a felony but I have stacks of folders full of misdemeanors.