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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 47 | |
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wheres my monkey damnit?
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wheres my monkey damnit?  
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Im going to have a calgon moment..........
<-------puts on the jeopardy music!!!  
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Dear Diary; I hate when I want to tell a girl that I like her in passionate words and a seductive tone... and I sound like Greg Brady and end up laughing about her hickey 
Then she kicked me out of the shop and that was the end of that lol |
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Dear Diary;
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he told me I have an infection......IN MY BUTT
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Edited by
chevylover1965
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Fri 07/17/09 12:02 AM
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no, the girl's have monkey's and the boy's have nana's !
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Dear Diary; I went to the doctor yesterday, and he told me I have an infection......IN MY BUTT
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if your butt hurt's your doing it wrong !
 
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I think its because I didnt shower for 4 days when I was really sick and that started the infection. It started then, so thats what I assume.
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I think its because I didnt shower for 4 days when I was really sick and that started the infection. It started then, so thats what I assume. Its like having a flaming cactus up your ***
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Fri 07/17/09 12:19 AM
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 so what is the prognosis dr.livingston???
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wheres my monkey damnit?
hahha i missed u sooo much.or this new monkey i bought does
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sooooooooooooo what does your monkey do????
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it says really nice and cool things that i forgot to say
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is it stuffed???
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no but u might be
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you now im playing and i only have one chance left and the monkey they will find out it was talking for me,cause theyre smart so im gonna split.......love all
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DD
I wish it were 5:30 pm on Friday instead of 5:30 am 
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It's 8:46 am here, but it's 5:30 pm somewhere.
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Its 9:10 am here BUT in KookaMunga its 6:12 pm .. :)
 
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