Topic: MICHAEL JACKSONS UNSEEN OBITUARY
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Thu 07/09/09 02:58 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Thu 07/09/09 03:44 PM


After spending much of his spare time
In the closet
with
Dirty Diana,
a
Liberian girl,
and a
Bad
boy
called
Ben
HE was reported to have been heard to
Scream
out
Who is it? Leave me alone.
After earlier claims that he appeared to be a
Smooth criminal,
he stated that they were
Just good friends.
He lived a
Dangerous
lifestyle and when he allegedly underwent several body surgeries, he stated. ”they’re
Just another part of me!”
His long time girlfriend,
Billie Jean
often told him
Give in to me
because
I just can’t stop loving you.
He replied that it was just
Human Nature.
During his marriage to Lisa Marie Presley he said
You rock my world
And you give me
Butterflies
And was heard to cry out in his sleep,
I want you back,
because you’re such a
Pretty young thing.
and
She drives me wild
And now
She’s out of my life
He had an argument with his chauffeur and accused him of being a
Speed Demon.
He would often recall his relationship with his chimpanzee Bubbles who he allegedly tried to teach to say
Will you be there
and
Why you wanna trip on me.
The only words Bubbles ever actually learned to say were, ‘it’s just
The way you make me feel.
His kids often used to like dancing with
The man in the mirror
At times when he was feeling low, he confided to his friend Elizabeth Taylor that he felt is if he was a
Stranger in Moscow
He told is first wife to
Beat it
Otherwise there was likely to be
Blood on the dance floor.
Diana Ross told him to
Remember the time
And that
You are not alone.
His greatest wish in life was to
Heal the world
Because; AS HE SAID
We’ve had enough
and that his life from beginning to end had been a
THRILLER.




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Thu 07/09/09 06:28 PM
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