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Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say?
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Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you 
what part of NO do you not understand... 
the N or the O ??? 
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Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you
what part of NO do you not understand...
the N or the O ???
OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis? |
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 07/20/09 06:28 PM
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Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you
what part of NO do you not understand...
the N or the O ???
OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis? you don't give up, do you ? 
being a prisoner is not my idea of fun 
oh and i can hardly be upset with your cute persistence 
i have to give you lots of credit for tenacity though 
and Elvis? No thanks  he is just not my type
 my type is a rugged yet intelligent Military Man
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Hi Warden!!!!! |
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Come on Nessa! I think you would make a fine guard. What do you say? dude , i already told you
what part of NO do you not understand...
the N or the O ???
OK. Wanna be a prisoner? You might get to smooch Elvis? you don't give up, do you ?
being a prisoner is not my idea of fun
plus you cannot imprison the willing
oh and i can hardly be upset with your cute persistence
i have to give you lots of credit for tenacity though
and Elvis? No thanks he is just not my type
my type is a rugged yet intelligent Miitary Man
((Nessa Honey! I served honorably in the US military. Now get over her and give me some smooches!)) |
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 07/20/09 06:27 PM
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No thanks ,.,.i like men who are Alive for starters
strong and buffed with lighter hair & not so demonstrative
 and someone with the utmost of integrity love & respect
someone like this might be nice 
or this a mermaid and a merman 
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wow -this is like a reality show
what's next warden? Jerry Springer? a paternity test for Elvis???
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Hi Warden!!!!!  Warden Metal
That looks like the dance of a pretty happy prisoner to me! Let me show you some of the new prison gear I had installed.
(( Goes over to wall an presses button. Large glass container Marked "ORGASMATRON" comes down from ceiling and traps Holly and Nessa (who is just visiting). Light flash, waves of energy pulse through Holly and Nessa causing them to have exactly one hundred consecutive orgasms. OOps! Sorry Nessa. I never used this thing before!
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Warden I am calling Larry King!!!
This needs to be on TV!!! And...OHHHHH!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! 
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Ive seen mermen!!!!!!
I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......
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Ive seen mermen!!!!!!
I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 07/20/09 09:59 PM
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Hi Warden!!!!! Warden Metal
That looks like the dance of a pretty happy prisoner to me! Let me show you some of the new prison gear I had installed.
(( Goes over to wall an presses button. Large glass container Marked "ORGASMATRON" comes down from ceiling and traps Holly and Nessa (who is just visiting). Light flash, waves of energy pulse through Holly and Nessa causing them to have exactly one hundred consecutive orgasms. OOps! Sorry Nessa. I never used this thing before!
oh my God...Joe ...
 My you have a very wandering imagination
you better clean up your act big time
when Lady Nessa enters the room
with her cat of nine tails
ready to command respect
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wow -this is like a reality show
what's next warden? Jerry Springer? a paternity test for Elvis???
haha ...and fifty women all saying they have his child
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Ive seen mermen!!!!!!
I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......
Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........
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Ive seen mermen!!!!!!
I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......
Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........
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Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too !
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Ive seen mermen!!!!!!
I need to go get my space outfit now....... woo hoo......
Looks through prisoner inventories....... whats this??? prisoner startraveler no. 696969999999......ooooooooo look at this fat wad of cash, Ima take my lunch break.... I need to go shopping........
I knew you´d like that.......
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Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too !
Im sorry..... prison staff can not associate with the criminals..... 
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Play your cards right Pata and theres more money where that came from ! More numbers too !
Im sorry..... prison staff can not associate with the criminals.....
Warden Metal
See! Officer Pata is the BEST!
(Hands Officer Pata a special key to the ORGASMATRON. "Here, uh ... in case ... you need .... uh ... to do ... uh ..... maintenence.") Holly! More punishment for you! Get over here and sit in this room filled with Duncan Donuts. But you can't have any! If you eat any donuts ... Back into the machine you go!
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