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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I'd say I'm not looking for a relationship but that would be a lie."
I'd say I'm a space alien from the planet Zortyn, but that's not true either. |
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"This is the worst part of the online dating - making a box that describes you well enough to catch someones interest."
Trust me. It's far from the worst part. |
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"im a widow and just got out of a one sided relationship "
Doesn't one go with the other? |
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"I enjoy just hanging out and going to movies I am not a party."
Maybe if there were two or three of you, you could be. |
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"I'm working on a plan that is about 75% done and I'm soon to finish that and hopefully I will be set to become a Ga-billionair."
Let me guess...... a blanket with sleeves. It's been done. |
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"My future goals are to be a Pharmisitst however, this will apparently be down the road. "
Apparently. |
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"I love go movies or renting them. Love cook. And hangout with friends and family on couch eating popcorn. Love go rock concert.. Like listen rock and some country. "
I swing down from jungle. Go movie. Make big noise. |
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"Im looking for a gut that can be honet and true."
Have you tried McDonald's? |
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"Honesty about self and knowledge of self is important without this any relationship is domed fromthe start."
At least you don't have to worry about rain. |
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"am a cool person love my kids them a boy and a girl they are my world ! i like dog music go to chruch."
Can't get enough of that dog music. |
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"No one is just some one that is honest."
A bit convoluted but probably accurate. |
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"I am a fun-loving energetic person who loves meeting new
people.************************************************** **************Hoping you are that person**********************************" Well, ****** but the ******* might ****** the ******. |
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"i don,t like men who don,t no how to respect woman."
How do you feel about men who know the difference between an apostrophe and a comma? |
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Lex, this thread is just too good!
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Lex, this thread is just too good!
We have fun with this stuff. It sort of validates those of us who have nothing other than spelling and grammar to fall back on! |
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"am very sexy good looking i love strawberry and pumps."
Odd combination, unless you're pumping strawberries, but that's OK. |
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"we would have to meet in order for you to really get to know me."
Pfffft. You totally underestimate my bizarre psychic abilities. |
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"HINDIN OUT WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS"
I'm afraid to even ask what that is.... |
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"I WANNA TO BE SAFE ON DIS DATEING THINGS AND DONE LET THEN
GET MY ID" That's probably the least of your worries.... |
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"Im a beauiful sexly lady who is intreat to a good time.I like meetin new people,walkin on the breach."
A new twist on an old favorite. And a lot of garbled nonsense. |
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