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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"dhyytewdiyreyt54o9l5-[06it li5ketjg nvfdskjufgrtow3e;lr[o]re][erd;[lrl/ek';p54ro] [-045=\6-=y\]p[er';'fdvsc;rfdlt54t6[p][rpy\]t[=porep9e4uyrtuhjgbmndhmsdkuuyhrtkjrftbrrweuye rtuhwqk." Look, it's the cheat code for Aardvark Slayer 2....! 
Try having your teenager print that crap out! 86 pages to get everlasting machete sharpening. 
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"i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later.i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. i will take time filling this out later. "
No need, really. This tells most of what I need to know. |
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"I am moved by String theory (get it?)"
I am moved by Silly String. I suspect we might be on different levels. |
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" I am looking for the one who across the room sees you and gives you a smile or a wink and you know you are their one."
--- Diary of a serial killer by Ted Bundy |
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"I have asthma and sleep apena so I'm on disabilty. But I keep busy around my hose."
You have to be careful not to crimp it and cut off your oxygen. |
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"too me the small things matter."
Seems ironic to me.... |
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"I have an extremely interesting personality and enjoy a great deal of sleep."
Fascinating.... |
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"The best way to describe me? I'm shy, down to earth person."
Trust me. That's probably not the best way. |
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"i love chips everything with sharph things and sweets sweets."
Too many slasher movies....? |
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"i enjoy spending time with my love ones. i collect clowns."
I hear you can fit like 50 of them in a Volkswagen Beetle. |
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"New to all of this. Just looking at opions."
You can use them to make a good salsa. |
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"HI i like to hear music play basetball and sweming."
I'd love to hear music play basetball myself. Sounds trippy. |
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"I love taking walks. I like to go kayaking or canoeing. I enjoy time with my kids, girl 12 and boy 8. I am looking for a LTR to start out slowly. I prefer to talk by phone, so if your interested in me, stay tuned for Chapter 2."
Chapter 1 could use a little more character development. |
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Over 4000 posts and no end in sight. Although sometimes I feel like I'm catching the same fish over and over. You too? 
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"I love to ride on the motorcycle with the man "
At least you've narrowed it down. Do you at least know which motorcycle? |
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"If you want money, do not contact this profile."
Picture this -- cheesy scammer guy in front of computer, reads this profile, says, "I was gonna try and get some money from her, but now I guess I better not try it...." |
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"fishes are bigger in far away oceans."
That can't possibly hold up as a universal truth.... |
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"I overreact when I drop things."
That's #1 on my list of things I'm looking for in a partner.... |
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"anything written here about me will sound shallow, stupid, a cliché really. anything written here about me will sound shallow, stupid, a cliché really."
It's taken 10 years, but finally my message is sinking in! |
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"art like oil penting and drowning."
Drowning as art? Love it. |
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