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> > *BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE > > ** > > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I > > have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." > > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > > > > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." > > > > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. > > > > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the > > table. > > > > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her > > and says, > > > > "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble > > these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." > > > > He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice > > cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. . ... . .. > > > > > > > > * > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."** * > > > > |
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sounds like my ex
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That was good !
Pete |
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Oow thats a blonde for ya !
LOL ! |
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