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      OK, so I've been pondering this whole issue of how it is that people feel intimidated by someone who just happens to be able to write a complete sentence AND spell practically all of the words properly.
 
  This isn't rocket surgery people, it's sheer unmitigated (?) English. I don't use any words that you wouldn't find in a book or on a poorly-constructed Ouija Board or in a bad dream involving a gorilla and a blowtorch. OK, so maybe I do make up a few words, but, let's be honest, "domesticatrix" really has a nice ring to it, huh? So then it occurred to me that, what with all of the specialty dating sites that are popping up everywhere -- let's face it, 50 years ago, no one would have thought "Gay Italian Antelopes With Cataracts Dating" would have been a viable concept -- maybe there's a need for a dating site for people who LIKE to be intimidated....! By whatever. Government. A giant octopus. A tornado. Good spelling. It doesn't matter. With this in mind, I am herewith proposing the formation of something called IntimiDating. This could be a gold mine, people....!!   
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      Ok, now you're intimadating me! 
    
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      rocket surgery?????  
    couldn't resist...sorry Lex
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      proper grammar/spelling > tornado/hurricane?
 
        
  
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      and we're off  
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     rocket surgery?????   couldn't resist...sorry Lex
Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up.  | 
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     rocket surgery?????   couldn't resist...sorry Lex
Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up.     
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     rocket surgery?????   couldn't resist...sorry Lex
Sorry, I meant brain science. I always get those two mixed up.     
Brain surgery and rocket science I had a woman call me up last night to ask me what o-d-o-m-e-t-e-r meant, I said isn't it the meter that tracks your mileage? She said that she was paying a traffic ticket and needed to know what to put there. So I gave her Lex's home phone number.  | 
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      Lex
 
  You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts!   
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      u poor victim of ur own thread  
    
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OMG ITS A TORNADO!!!!!! oh well, it could be worse. it could be a perfectly articulated and grammatically superb paragraph on the physics of artesian wells and their aquifers. thank god its only a tornado.  | 
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OMG ITS A TORNADO!!!!!! oh well, it could be worse. it could be a perfectly articulated and grammatically superb paragraph on the physics of artesian wells and their aquifers. thank god its only a tornado. Exactly. It's important for us to have our priorities in order!  | 
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      A great concept.  It can have special features like:
 
  One-sided match Search on IQ Minimum profile length of 12 pages.  | 
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     Lex You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts!   
I agree, but you should see some of the e-mails I get!   
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     A great concept. It can have special features like: One-sided match Search on IQ Minimum profile length of 12 pages. I was thinking of an Apostrophe Forum.  | 
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     Oh, I forgot about the spelling/grammar engine that deletes your email if it doesn't meet minimums.  | 
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     Lex You do not intimadate me in the least Neither does your grammer Your spelling Your puncuation When I first joined you corrected my whole profile. I laughed and changed nothing We are all people who can or can not spell. Some of us did not pay attention in English class some of us did The way a person writes affects my life in no way at all It's the thought that really counts!   
I agree, but you should see some of the e-mails I get!   
I suppose you think you are the only one? On another site I get mails from men with an American profile and a Nigerian accent, they are hilarious. If it wasn't for them I would have left there, but I do need a good laugh now and then.   
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 and we're off 
 
    
 