As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

LOL this is soooo true! Ater 40 we don't care! Most of us have seen it all, heard it all, and done it all...

I have seen this and I love this one.
Also not mentioned.... we know what we want in the boudoir and have no problem letting a man know.
And, okay, I am fortunate not to have any wrinkles and it looks like I'm following after my mom that way, but atmospheric pressure is doing it's thing!!

I love my life now more than I ever have...

i think that is a great way to describe us all,

but why is it so hard for women over 40 to find someone?

What kind of a woman in her right mind would NOT want to watch the game???!!!!!!!

I so love women in there 40's or late 30's that's close enough.

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Then again, there are the women who sit in the room and watch ANY game just so long as she can keep an eye on him lest he tries to have a thought of his own or have one more beer.

Same as those of us over 50

We don't yell
We don't tell
and
We're grateful as hell.

I completely agree

That was sooo funny!

What's wrong with yellow pants?

I have a pair of Canary Creame khakis with a Lime Wash polo shirt and that little waitress at the IHOP just loves it.