A old couple went to Jerusalem for their vacation. The woman, as usual, was complaining about the heat, complaining about the food, nag nag nag nag.

In the middle of one her nagging episodes, she suddenly dropped dead.

The husband summoned the undertaker who told him. "You can ship your wife home for $5,000 if you want to bury her there, or for $150 we can bury her here in the Holy land."

The old man thought for a while and decided. "I want to have her shipped home."

Well of course, the undertaken was surprised. "But sir, think of the money you will be saving. And of course, the chance for her to be buried in such a holy place. Why would you prefer to ship her home for burial?"

"Well," said the old man, "many years ago they buried a fellow here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I don't think I want to take that chance!"