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World's Shortest Fairy Tale..........
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end |
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end  very good
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again! 
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! |
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! Between all the motorcycle riding, fishing, hunting, and playing golf he won't have time to find a woman. And if he does, the beer and scotch drinking (and beer belly that follows), leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted will guarantee he won't get any. 
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! Between all the motorcycle riding, fishing, hunting, and playing golf he won't have time to find a woman. And if he does, the beer and scotch drinking (and beer belly that follows), leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted will guarantee he won't get any.
Seeing it's a fairy tale, he probably has a fairy godmother who can find him a temporary girlfriend on rainy days when he can't ride, play golf or fish. |
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Edited by
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Thu 07/02/09 01:22 PM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! Between all the motorcycle riding, fishing, hunting, and playing golf he won't have time to find a woman. And if he does, the beer and scotch drinking (and beer belly that follows), leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted will guarantee he won't get any.
Seeing it's a fairy tale, he probably has a fairy godmother who can find him a temporary girlfriend on rainy days when he can't ride, play golf or fish. Ok, Ok... enjoy the fairytale. 
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations.
The End. |
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations. The End. Dan is the man.... The End |
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations. The End. Dan is the man.... The End End |
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations. The End. Is the title "Shut up Dan"?
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Har har har
NOPE |
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations. The End. Dan is the man.... The End End Well, that should be the end of my first and probably only thread... |
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Awww
Please make another one! Mine was shorter, but yours was better! |
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end with that tale... a lot of men shall sleep well tonight |
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end |
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