Topic: The Lion and the Mouse
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Thu 07/02/09 10:41 AM
2 college bachelor's the lion is the more studious and focused and the mouse tends to party and be more outgoing. One night they decide to go to the local sports bar to watch the game and get some wings. Lion says he wants to be home early to finish work and mouse agrees... that is until this beautiful long-legged female giraffe steps into the bar. Mouse goes crazy and the Lion leaves. Mouse makes sure he has his key to get back in the dorm and starts buying the giraffe a drink. She flutters her lashes and smiles. The mouse then preceded to dance with the giraffe and the rest of the night was history. 4am rolls around and the Lion is woken by a knock on the door. Who is it? It's me the mouse.. Lion opens the door and the mouse falls over. He said what happened mouse did u have fun? He said my god yes.. well why are you so tired. He said Lion... between kissin and ****in I must have ran a thousand miles!