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Topic: Its tea time in wonderland
Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:00 PM
As a hatter I hate to be serious cause in some non/multi demensional universe we are interconnected specks in the universal or god consciosness. So if you have trick questions, jokes or illogical phrases against the ordinary please post here. So here's the first question what president is on the hundred dollar bill? Benjamin Franklin inderict hit. He wasn't a president. . Crying is raining and with rain comes rainbows so don't sweat it. What is the difference between tears and sweat anyway I feel better now . That's good duv. Now tell me what's wrong with my watch

Gumbyvs Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 2417	Tue 06/30/09 08:02 PM Edited by Gumbyvs on Tue 06/30/09 08:02 PM
ummm does that mean that Poppa Smurf did Smurfette to make the Smurfs? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!ck? From the most disturbing movie made.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Tue 06/30/09 08:03 PM
ummm does that mean that Poppa Smurf did Smurfette to make the Smurfs? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a **? From the most disturbing movie made. Okay, it's rather disturbing how you know all that....**

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Tue 06/30/09 08:03 PM
I dunno but Grace Slick was intense... And puppies are cute! wee! . Can one be gracefully slick and spit puppies I dunno, but the colors would be neat.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 06/30/09 08:04 PM
ummm does that mean that Poppa Smurf did Smurfette to make the Smurfs? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!ck? From the most disturbing movie made. Thats right.

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:05 PM
If you choke a smurf,what color does it turn? . Mmmm? Smurfett is fine Ever wonder why Smurfette was the only woman smurf? . O I do love to wonder. Especially when its paradoxical to the natural order of things. Like chickens cows pigs o my

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 06/30/09 08:05 PM
As a hatter I hate to be serious cause in some non/multi demensional universe we are interconnected specks in the universal or god consciosness. So if you have trick questions, jokes or illogical phrases against the ordinary please post here. So here's the first question what president is on the hundred dollar bill? Benjamin Franklin inderict hit. He wasn't a president. . Crying is raining and with rain comes rainbows so don't sweat it. What is the difference between tears and sweat anyway I feel better now . That's good duv. Now tell me what's wrong with my watch no time,no time

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:07 PM
ummm does that mean that Poppa Smurf did Smurfette to make the Smurfs? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!ck? From the most disturbing movie made. . O yes have some more tea!!

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 06/30/09 08:09 PM
As a hatter I hate to be serious cause in some non/multi demensional universe we are interconnected specks in the universal or god consciosness. So if you have trick questions, jokes or illogical phrases against the ordinary please post here. So here's the first question what president is on the hundred dollar bill? Benjamin Franklin inderict hit. He wasn't a president. . Crying is raining and with rain comes rainbows so don't sweat it. What is the difference between tears and sweat anyway I feel better now . That's good duv. Now tell me what's wrong with my watch time is dead you killed it off with your head

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:11 PM
I dunno but Grace Slick was intense... And puppies are cute! wee! . Can one be gracefully slick and spit puppies I dunno, but the colors would be neat. . Yes if it came orange,olive, and blueberry so I could have it with my tea.

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:15 PM
Ding ding have some cake. And share why we park on a drive way and drive on a parkway.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 06/30/09 08:16 PM Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 08:17 PM
ahhh what the hell When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.

Gumbyvs Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 2417	Tue 06/30/09 08:22 PM
ummm does that mean that Poppa Smurf did Smurfette to make the Smurfs? First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a **? From the most disturbing movie made. Okay, it's rather disturbing how you know all that....** Well I watched the Smurfs when I was a kid, so I did know all that. But that quote was from Donnie Darko.

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:32 PM
As a hatter I hate to be serious cause in some non/multi demensional universe we are interconnected specks in the universal or god consciosness. So if you have trick questions, jokes or illogical phrases against the ordinary please post here. So here's the first question what president is on the hundred dollar bill? Benjamin Franklin inderict hit. He wasn't a president. . Crying is raining and with rain comes rainbows so don't sweat it. What is the difference between tears and sweat anyway I feel better now . That's good duv. Now tell me what's wrong with my watch time is dead you killed it off with your head . That's not why we are here. Someone ate the tarts. But it was the best show while time marched on its stomach.

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:34 PM
As a hatter I hate to be serious cause in some non/multi demensional universe we are interconnected specks in the universal or god consciosness. So if you have trick questions, jokes or illogical phrases against the ordinary please post here. So here's the first question what president is on the hundred dollar bill? Benjamin Franklin inderict hit. He wasn't a president. . Crying is raining and with rain comes rainbows so don't sweat it. What is the difference between tears and sweat anyway I feel better now . That's good duv. Now tell me what's wrong with my watch time is dead you killed it off with your head . That's not why we are here. Someone ate the tarts. But it was the best show while time marched on its stomach. Ok where am i

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 06/30/09 08:34 PM
have some wine

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:39 PM
I just did. Now what about dormy I'm supposed to remember what he said

Gumbyvs Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 2417	Tue 06/30/09 08:42 PM
I just did. Now what about dormy I'm supposed to remember what he said He said feed your head.

Hatter777 Joined Mon 06/15/09 Posts: 95	Tue 06/30/09 08:43 PM
Damn it he's. Gone. Hare hare hear hare, har hardy har

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 06/30/09 08:43 PM
sorry there is no wine have some tea something about a well