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Topic: You may have already won!
Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 05:26 PM
What other useless junk have you got in the mail? I think it would be the offer saying that I have been pre approved for a secured credit card. In other words,,, I send them$2000 of my money, they then loan me MY OWN money, and I pay them interest on MY OWN MONEY!!

moonlight_ride62 Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 4414	Tue 06/30/09 05:29 PM
What other useless junk have you got in the mail? I think it would be the offer saying that I have been pre approved for a secured credit card. In other words,,, I send them$2000 of my money, they then loan me MY OWN money, and I pay them interest on MY OWN MONEY!! bills...they are the most useless...

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Tue 06/30/09 05:29 PM
I get that kind of crap all the time. Right in the circular file it goes. Every time I get a bill (phone bill, light bill, etc.) in the mail, they always have to send all that extra "reading material" along with it -- as if I can't pick up a book or something. When I fill out the check and send it to them, I send all that sh!t right back to 'em. For some reason, they don't like that....

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Tue 06/30/09 05:30 PM
I'm always getting those ORECK phamplets!!

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 05:35 PM
I get that kind of crap all the time. Right in the circular file it goes. Every time I get a bill (phone bill, light bill, etc.) in the mail, they always have to send all that extra "reading material" along with it -- as if I can't pick up a book or something. When I fill out the check and send it to them, I send all that sh!t right back to 'em. For some reason, they don't like that.... Thats good! when paying the cable bill.. include all of the publisher clearing house c**p in with the payment. or better yet.. on the junk mail just write return to sender on it and put it back in the mail.

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 05:36 PM Edited by Moblodite on Tue 06/30/09 05:43 PM
Sorry..double posted. I keep getting offers for free pantyhose..and no woman in the house, I feel like they are trying to get me to be a cross dreser.

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 05:45 PM
I'm always getting those ORECK phamplets!! That sucks!! But don't you need a vacuum that can pick up bowling balls. I always wanted one that could clean out all of the darn bowling balls!!

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Tue 06/30/09 05:47 PM
I'm always getting those ORECK phamplets!! That sucks!! But don't you need a vacuum that can pick up bowling balls. I always wanted one that could clean out all of the darn bowling balls!!

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 05:54 PM
I'm always getting those ORECK phamplets!! That sucks!! But don't you need a vacuum that can pick up bowling balls. I always wanted one that could clean out all of the darn bowling balls!! An oreck salesman went up to an old ladies house, knocked loud on the door, when she answered the door he said, I would love to show you how great our vacuum works, and without giving her a chance to say anything.. he dumps the ashtray onto her carpet, then some sand, then he dumped the cats litter box onto her carpet and says to her.."If our vacuum wont pick it all up, I will eat it up myself" Then she says..."Enjoy your meal, my electricity got shut off yesterday"

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Tue 06/30/09 05:56 PM
OH NO MO!!

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Tue 06/30/09 05:57 PM
I'm always getting those ORECK phamplets!! That sucks!! But don't you need a vacuum that can pick up bowling balls. I always wanted one that could clean out all of the darn bowling balls!! An oreck salesman went up to an old ladies house, knocked loud on the door, when she answered the door he said, I would love to show you how great our vacuum works, and without giving her a chance to say anything.. he dumps the ashtray onto her carpet, then some sand, then he dumped the cats litter box onto her carpet and says to her.."If our vacuum wont pick it all up, I will eat it up myself" Then she says..."Enjoy your meal, my electricity got shut off yesterday"

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Tue 06/30/09 05:58 PM
I get the envelopes that look official "Important documents enclosed" or " confidential Information enclosed" Except for the ins. bills for my vehicles or cell phone bill, it all goes in the trash!! Open Immediately

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Tue 06/30/09 06:00 PM
Every time I get (all the time) those mails, I just shake my head and say. "How many trees had to die for this garbage, what a waste!" And they want me to recycle and not litter around.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 06/30/09 06:01 PM
every time I get those and they have a postage paid return envelope I stuff the return envelope with all my other junk mail and send it to em

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 06:03 PM
I hate it when I get the unsealed envelopes...did they just not have enough time to lick, or has someone else opened and read it?

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 06/30/09 06:06 PM
Last one before I run off to work, have received notice that I have one something.. last one was a 35mm camera.. FREE I won it.. just send $39.95 to cover the P&H.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Tue 06/30/09 06:07 PM Edited by Mr_Music on Tue 06/30/09 06:08 PM
Sort of off-topic, but I sometimes get phone calls, too, from some financial company, giving me a "one-time offer to reconsolidate my credit cards", or some such nonsense. I then say, "Really!? Well, alright. How many credit cards do I have?" (I've NEVER owned a single credit card in my life!) "Well, gosh, I don't know. How many?" "Well, you called ME, ya doorknob! You apparently know me better than I do!" CLICK!