Both sides are being controlled by the Reptoid draconians.

Sounds like it describes both sides pretty well to me ...

Well ... yeah

OK, Quiet ... I'll see you, and raise you ...

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with
water to prepare his
morning coffee. The water is clean and good because
some tree-hugging
liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily
medication. His
medications are safe to take because some stupid
commie liberal fought to
ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his
employer's medical plan
because some liberal union workers fought their
employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs.
Joe's bacon is safe to
eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to
regulate the meat
packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo.
His bottle is properly
labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the
total contents because
some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what
he was putting on his
body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.
The air he breathes is
clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal
fought for the laws to
stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his
government-subsidized ride to work.
It saves him considerable money in parking and
transportation fees because
some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public
transportation, which
gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with
excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation
because some lazy liberal
union members fought and died for these working
standards. Joe's employer
pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't
want his employees to
call the union.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll
get a worker
compensation or unemployment check because some stupid
liberal didn't think
he should lose his home because of his temporary
misfortune.

It's noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so
he can pay some bills.
Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC
because some godless
liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from
unscrupulous bankers who ruined
the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage
and his below-market
federal student loan because some elitist liberal
decided that Joe and the
government would be better off if he was educated and
earned more money over
his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father
this evening at his
farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the
drive. His car is among
the safest in the world because some America-hating
liberal fought for car
safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third
generation to live in the
house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because
bankers didn't want
to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity
until some
big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't
belong and demanded
rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His
father lives on
Social Security and a union pension because some
wine-drinking,
cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of
himself so Joe
wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns
on a radio talk show.
The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are
good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans
have fought against
every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his
day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government
liberals ruining our lives!
After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone
should take care of
themselves, just like I have."

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/2004/11/a_day_in_the_life_of_joe_republi.html

Wow! A whole bunch of people speaking out against partisan delusions! Its a good day.

I do think that there is a particular sub-culture in this country, which is supposedly God-fearing, votes republican, and advocates war against the infidels - I mean 'those terrorist nations' and such. But they only represent themselves, the do not represent the republican party.

There are many republicans who are opposed to senseless war, and I do not see too many members of the democratic party taking a stand against war unless its politically expedient to do so.

just a question...whats wrong with war? ummm....if we hadnt bombed japan would you be happy being a japanese citizen? if we hadnt stopped hitler would you be satisfied at being a german puppet republic? if we hadnt had a revolution would you be satisfied at being considered a british colonial?...so tell me whats wrong with war? im a conservative and laugh at your premise!!!

Most people have trouble with people being killed for delussional reasons. Like Nam and Iraq. I do not think many people would find fault with ww2 we were dragged into it as a last resort and didnt seek it out. Like Hitlers Germany we found a lame reasone to go to war in Nam and Iraq.

...once again...the voice of reason...

Hee!

well I'm a party unto my own...but maybe ...just MAYBE...Republicans are just open about it and Democrats are sneaky about it...I don't think one is more so than the other

I am so sick of this back and forth, democrats are this and republicans that. There are good and controling on both sides, just depends on the issue at hand.

Why not just take specific issues that both are in agreement on and work from there instead of this daily barage of negatives. Damn folks life is too too short.

PARTY AT ROSE'S!!!

now what a darn tootin minute here. some of you people aren't house broken

I'm housebroken, I promise ... can I join your party?

that's what they all say moose...then I end up having to rub their noses in their mess

Geezuz Rose, I never needed to know that about you... Grin!

as long as you smack me on the butt with a rolled-up magazine, too

dang meatloaf...I didn't say I wasn't housebroken. I just don't have he time to train moose