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I was going to get her a nice watch for her birthday, then I remembered there is a clock on the stove.
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over the line? |
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 i need a good man guide
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Edited by
isaac_dede
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Wed 07/01/09 08:51 AM
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What do woman and carpet have in common?
Lay them right the first time...and you can walk all over them for years! |
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men are like blender's
 you need one but you're not quite sure why
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What do woman and carpet have in common? Lay them right the first time...and you can walk all over them for years! oh...........but that is sooooooooooo NOT true!!!! WOMEN PREFER WOOD FLOOR OVER CARPET!!!!!! we like to ADMIRE THE WOOD, and like to keep it slippier........and by all means.........we dont allow no one to walk all over us!!!!! 
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Edited by
jerseygirlSINGLE
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Wed 07/01/09 09:19 AM
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Men are like coffee the best one's are rich, warm and can keep you up all night
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men are like blender's you need one but you're not quite sure why
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Yeah I don't know either...but I'll let you know once it happens |
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over the line? wtf! if women and kids have to walk on eggshells, and be quiet? half the time man isn't the bread winner anymore, and if the woman has a "place" it's well away from this clown! and the third line?!?!? after this guy gets through with her, she'll be gay permanently!!!!! and not happy with this mofo. 
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Edited by
jerseygirlSINGLE
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Wed 07/01/09 09:26 AM
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Men are like popcorn.....they satisfy you but only for a little while
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MENtal anxiety
MENtal breakdown MENstral cramps MENopause did you ever notice, how many of our problems BEGIN WITH MEN?????
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Edited by
funnydude
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Wed 07/01/09 09:29 AM
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I bet he has small feet...cuz I am thinking he does the dishes in his home... 
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God made men first...........
cuz you ALWAYS do the roughdraft FIRST........ BEFORE THE MASTERPIECE!!!!!
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men are like parking spots.............
all the GOOD ONES are taken.......... and the free ones are handicapped...........
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Men lie about their jobs, drive cars they can't afford, wear toupees and loose shirts that hide their stomachs, and say they want a "real woman"...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a mans sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!
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Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator
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Scientist have finally discovered the chemical formula for Viagra.
1% Sodium 1% Iron 1% Phosphate 97% Fix-a-Flat
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