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Topic: Man Law! - part 51
STARTRAVELER's photo
Mon 06/29/09 05:48 PM



Are you insinuating something? noway I know you're not. You know I have no problems standing up to a man who isn't being a gentleman. LOL
Who is insinuateing ? We talk in clear concise sentences here and all rules are clearly spelled out !


Rules are made for breaking, Bob! Especially when they were made by guys! laugh laugh laugh hee hee hee....
But in here the MAN will always have the last word !

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 05:56 PM
Hmmm which is why I just made another post! BURN! ha ha laugh


I hope you are smiling Jt. :smile: Nice to know that guys can still smile and be good once in awhile!

STARTRAVELER's photo
Mon 06/29/09 05:57 PM

Hmmm which is why I just made another post! BURN! ha ha laugh


I hope you are smiling Jt. :smile: Nice to know that guys can still smile and be good once in awhile!
Who will be the last standing at the end of the night ?

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:00 PM
We shall see! Some guys don't like a woman to challenge them. And I must admit, I am quite an old fashioned kind of girl! I like a gentleman, and I like to be treated like a lady. But I will challenge a guy! Especially at video games! :tongue: happy

ReddBeans's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:03 PM


Didn't I tell ya? I got a key:tongue: It's amazin what u can do with a bar of soap an silly puttyshades



oh please! these locks require laser cut keys,finger print recognition,and DNA samples smokin


All of which can be easily obtained with the right equipment an know howshades

Jtevans's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:03 PM

We shall see! Some guys don't like a woman to challenge them. And I must admit, I am quite an old fashioned kind of girl! I like a gentleman, and I like to be treated like a lady. But I will challenge a guy! Especially at video games! :tongue: happy



i hope that means you like to spend your time cooking and cleaningsmokin

STARTRAVELER's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:04 PM
Video games ? ppffttttt How are ya at choppin wood or hunting or fixin my bus ?

ReddBeans's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:05 PM
Just cause u might have the last word don't make u the victor just as bein the last one standin at the end of the night makes u one neither:tongue:

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:06 PM
Edited by chevylover1965 on Mon 06/29/09 06:07 PM
me soooooo pitchfork !!!!!!!

wuv's you long time !!!!!!!:tongue: laugh :tongue:

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:08 PM


We shall see! Some guys don't like a woman to challenge them. And I must admit, I am quite an old fashioned kind of girl! I like a gentleman, and I like to be treated like a lady. But I will challenge a guy! Especially at video games! :tongue: happy



i hope that means you like to spend your time cooking and cleaningsmokin



Uh, come now Jt, please tell me I'm a little more respected around here than that! grumble

OrangeCat's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:10 PM
indifferent

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:10 PM

Video games ? ppffttttt How are ya at choppin wood or hunting or fixin my bus ?



Come on, Bob, I'm NOT a man...I just said I don't mind challenging one. If I am treated like a lady, then I will be nice, but if you treat me cruel you will be sorry! noway

Jtevans's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:10 PM



We shall see! Some guys don't like a woman to challenge them. And I must admit, I am quite an old fashioned kind of girl! I like a gentleman, and I like to be treated like a lady. But I will challenge a guy! Especially at video games! :tongue: happy



i hope that means you like to spend your time cooking and cleaningsmokin



Uh, come now Jt, please tell me I'm a little more respected around here than that! grumble



hey you're the one that said you were old fashioned glasses

ThomasJB's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:11 PM
Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-- --------------------------------------------------------


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

rofl rofl rofl rofl
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:12 PM
Wheres dinner? And my beer?

STARTRAVELER's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:13 PM


Video games ? ppffttttt How are ya at choppin wood or hunting or fixin my bus ?



Come on, Bob, I'm NOT a man...I just said I don't mind challenging one. If I am treated like a lady, then I will be nice, but if you treat me cruel you will be sorry! noway
My love and respect for women has never been questioned .Geez I can even tolerate Redd in here laugh Kev you xplain I;m gittin a headache

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:14 PM




We shall see! Some guys don't like a woman to challenge them. And I must admit, I am quite an old fashioned kind of girl! I like a gentleman, and I like to be treated like a lady. But I will challenge a guy! Especially at video games! :tongue: happy



i hope that means you like to spend your time cooking and cleaningsmokin



Uh, come now Jt, please tell me I'm a little more respected around here than that! grumble



hey you're the one that said you were old fashioned glasses



Yes, I am. As in courting and enjoying being treated like a lady, not by being a "housewife" type. I would hate having to live a life like that...

directandwrite's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:15 PM



Video games ? ppffttttt How are ya at choppin wood or hunting or fixin my bus ?



Come on, Bob, I'm NOT a man...I just said I don't mind challenging one. If I am treated like a lady, then I will be nice, but if you treat me cruel you will be sorry! noway
My love and respect for women has never been questioned .Geez I can even tolerate Redd in here laugh Kev you xplain I;m gittin a headache


Uh oh...I gave you a headache already? Wow, sorry to hear that.... :tongue:

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:15 PM

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
-----------------------------------------------------------


Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
-----------------------------------------------------------


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-----------------------------------------------------------


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
-----------------------------------------------------------

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
----------------------------------------------------------


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-- --------------------------------------------------------


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
----------------------------------------------------


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
------------------------------------------------------


Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

rofl rofl rofl rofl
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork


Hey Thomas!drinker
Welcome to Man Law.drinker drinker
Once Peggy gets done flapping her lips......
Nevermind.

STARTRAVELER's photo
Mon 06/29/09 06:15 PM

Wheres dinner? And my beer?
DW wo'nt go hunting for the Elk I saw beind the bar last night so we're out of Burger! All I got is some hot dogs in the fridge !

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