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| if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities oh my  READ the small print, shananniggins not neccessary,doing as told,completely neccessary! geez                na sorry not my cup of tea           | |
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| if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   *swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^ i can take u to gordons no probs. No probes? Anal probes? that was the alien thread so stop sabotaging my innocent thread! Sorry Fifer. I will be good now, you can put your handbag away! | |
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| Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man!   well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own!   I much prefer swallowing... Mountain Dew that is... than spitting.   | |
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      thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that?
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| Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man!   well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own!   I much prefer swallowing... Mountain Dew that is... than spitting.   ahhhhhhhh   | |
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| thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that? Ohhhhh!!! BRICKS!! Thats what it is. I heard wrong. | |
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| thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that? Ohhhhh!!! BRICKS!! Thats what it is. I heard wrong.       | |
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      why cant you post a thread without it being moved?
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      shhhhhhhhh
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        justme659
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        Mon 06/29/09 03:28 PM
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| i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with. Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary. contract from my goodself upon request   Well I can take care of the garden, electrical and plumbing. Not so good on car work, but I know how to grease a hinge.  But there is some roofing work I could use help with. See the downspouts are leaking and the basement is wet. So non qualified men you dont need send my way.   | |
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| i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with. Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary. contract from my goodself upon request   Well I can take care of the garden, electrical and plumbing. Not so good on car work, but I know how to grease a hinge.  But there is some roofing work I could use help with. See the downspouts are leaking and the basement is wet. So non qualified men you dont need send my way.   u got it, queues round the block i'm expectin! | |
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