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Topic: i NEED a man
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Mon 06/29/09 03:09 PM



if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant


I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities



oh my shocked READ the small print, shananniggins not neccessary,doing as told,completely neccessary! geez noway
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl na sorry not my cup of tearofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 06/29/09 03:10 PM




if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant



*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^


i can take u to gordons no probs.


No probes?

Anal probes?




that was the alien thread so stop sabotaging my innocent thread!



Sorry Fifer.


I will be good now, you can put your handbag away!

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Mon 06/29/09 03:12 PM


Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man! rofl



well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own! :angel:


I much prefer swallowing... Mountain Dew that is... than spitting. :angel:

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Mon 06/29/09 03:12 PM
thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that?

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Mon 06/29/09 03:13 PM



Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man! rofl



well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own! :angel:


I much prefer swallowing... Mountain Dew that is... than spitting. :angel:



ahhhhhhhh flowerforyou

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Mon 06/29/09 03:14 PM

thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that?



Ohhhhh!!! BRICKS!!

Thats what it is. I heard wrong.

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Mon 06/29/09 03:15 PM


thank u, we carry bricks in them, u do know that?



Ohhhhh!!! BRICKS!!

Thats what it is. I heard wrong.




shocked shocked shocked

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Mon 06/29/09 03:18 PM
why cant you post a thread without it being moved?

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Mon 06/29/09 03:20 PM
shhhhhhhhh

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Mon 06/29/09 03:27 PM
Edited by justme659 on Mon 06/29/09 03:28 PM

i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with.

Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary.

contract from my goodself upon request devil


Well I can take care of the garden, electrical and plumbing. Not so good on car work, but I know how to grease a hinge. bigsmile But there is some roofing work I could use help with. See the downspouts are leaking and the basement is wet. So non qualified men you dont need send my way. drinker

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Mon 06/29/09 03:29 PM


i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with.

Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary.

contract from my goodself upon request devil


Well I can take care of the garden, electrical and plumbing. Not so good on car work, but I know how to grease a hinge. bigsmile But there is some roofing work I could use help with. See the downspouts are leaking and the basement is wet. So non qualified men you dont need send my way. drinker



u got it, queues round the block i'm expectin!

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