OK, that's what we used to call hor dourves when we were kids...

Was thinking about throwing an hor dourve party...but I want to do it on the cheap. Suggestions?

Any other inexpensive party ideas?

Please don't send this off to the Food Section...I am talking about Party Suggestions.

Meat ***** and cocktail wienies ( no pun intended)

This made me think of somethingWhat if some woman couldnt have kids so she has an ovary transplant with horse ovaries and then gets pregnant?

Hmmm...I think "ballz" might be another verboten word...?


Edited to add: Mirror...are you high?

I want what you're smokin'

That's how Mr Ed came about..

i was recently checking out some party ideas online and stumbled across this little dity for entertainment. i just broke out in excitement!

Mingle, yes. But you should also plan something memorable. Encourage guests to do something together -- like sing a song -- so that they can really let their hair down in unison. Hand out lyrics to your favorite tune, play a recorded version on low volume and let the crooning begin. (By the way, this works better when everyone has exchanged his or her inhibitions for a few cocktails.)

Pace of the party slowing down? Put a crazy disco compellation in the CD player and get your groove on. This always energizes a party and makes people laugh!

Since P2 isn't here, I'll interject his fave groaner joke: A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says "Why the long face?"

Disco Sucks!

Cheeze whiz & sliced green olives on crackers.

roll cream cheese in ham slices like a joint then cut into half inch bites.

Sowwwwy but...

i liked the 'let their hair down in unison' line!

but, somebody posted my weiner idea...the little smoked weiners and you take cresent rolls, unroll and divide each unrolled piece into 3 parts lengthwise and roll the weiners up and bake. makes a bunch and they go fast! and i just wanna say...weiners one more time.

Actually sounds good, which reminds me I got to go the the buffet and to the fireworks in a few. See you all later.

Ill Strip!!!!!

Hey, im 1/2 price now.....

eatin shroomz

Hey Baby Girl! Great to see you! You can strip for me anytime...

See ya after the reconsrtuction.

sausage cheese ballls (ohhhh please)

mix a package of spicy sausage with a couple of cups of Bisquick and a pound of grated cheese

roll into golfball size ballls and bake at 350