A FIREMAN came
home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful
system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2
rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck
ready to go.

'From
now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I
want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make
love all night.
'The next night he came home from work and yelled

'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.


When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped
into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a
few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is
BELL 4?' asked the husband?

'ROLL
OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

Thats really funny!! Nice writing.

an oldie but a goodie :o)