Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.


Try to come up with the answer on your own.


The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one
through.


Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of
the earth.


One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.


The other is getting a b*** job from an 85-year-old toothless woman.


They are both thinking the exact same thing.


What are they both thinking?















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Don't look down!
Don't look down!
Don't look down!

I figured WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING???????????????