A blonde cowboy was walking thru town wearing nothing but his hat. A cop pulls up besides him and asks "son why are you walking out here naked?" The cowboy replies "well sir I was at the bar last night and I hooked up with this beautiful redhead, she asked if I wanted to go for a ride in her pick up truck, I said" yes mam I would." So we left and took a drive out into the country. Once we got out there she stopped the truck, got in the back of the truck and took all her clothes off. I said "damn your beautiful!" She looked at me and said " son why don't you take off your clothes as well and go to town."
Hence here I am!