WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP


God was about done creating humans but he had 2 parts left over.......

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might as well ask them.

He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"Its a very handy thing" God told them, "and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it"

WELL.....Adam jumped up and down and begged "oh, please give that to me. I would love to be able to do that. It seems to the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease!!! Give it to me!!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up.

Adam was so excited he starting whizzing all over the place---first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit the stump ten feet away-- laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him in amusement and then God said to Eve "Well I guess you are stuck with the thing I have left"

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"BRAINS" said God.

yep thats a hoot...

oh yeah,well ... well...I can still pee standing up