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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 45
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:19 AM
As I wake up in the morning dew I read about you contemplating life while taking a great big poo!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 06/23/09 10:22 AM
There you are!!!!! Lily Hi Beach!!! Where have you been?? I've missed you! Changed shifts...been burnt...missed you too

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/23/09 10:23 AM
My wiener is red, and my ballz are blue and that's what I get for not getting anywhere with you. Ta da!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 06/23/09 10:23 AM
Contemplating life... the good and bad of it becomes so much clearer when taking a sh!t

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 06/23/09 10:25 AM
i got a five dollar foot long ! and you dont !

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 06/23/09 10:25 AM
Work.....it sucks and we all know it have a great day you pervert poets

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/23/09 10:28 AM
Dear diary, its been one of those weeks where the boss is gonna be pissed off all week, yell at me, hang up on me, and swear at me all week. I took my happy pill so I don't kill him. He's kinda funny now. Everythings kinda funny now.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:28 AM
My wiener is red, and my ballz are blue and that's what I get for not getting anywhere with you. Ta da! Your weiner is red Your Baaaaaaaallz are blue only because I live far from you!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:29 AM
Work.....it sucks and we all know it have a great day you pervert poets Oh you said a bad word work is bad may I send you a turd?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 06/23/09 10:30 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:30 AM
Dear diary, its been one of those weeks where the boss is gonna be pissed off all week, yell at me, hang up on me, and swear at me all week. I took my happy pill so I don't kill him. He's kinda funny now. Everythings kinda funny now. why is he pissed off?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/23/09 10:30 AM
Is it friday yet? I wanna go home, rest, relax, and get stuff done.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 06/23/09 10:32 AM
If you must send it please don't rush it on second thought just fvcking flush it

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:32 AM
I think its tata tuesday.........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:33 AM
If you must send it please don't rush it on second thought just fvcking flush it

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 06/23/09 10:33 AM
and its a 106 outside....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/23/09 10:34 AM
Dear diary, its been one of those weeks where the boss is gonna be pissed off all week, yell at me, hang up on me, and swear at me all week. I took my happy pill so I don't kill him. He's kinda funny now. Everythings kinda funny now. why is he pissed off? ...does he need a reason? Maybe someone took his baby bottle full of brandy away. Maybe someone took a dump in his private corporate bathroom and didn't flush again. I don't know. Maybe he's constipated?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:36 AM
Maybe he needs a love letter!!! or even a poem!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 06/23/09 10:36 AM
I think .... I'm an idiot BUT not today

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/23/09 10:36 AM
and its a 106 outside.... wear the pink bikini!!