Two very good friends were out hunting early one morning. One had to drop a load, he went behind a tree surrounded by shrubs, dropped his drawers to do his job.......After a bit, he felt some pain on his ***** and saw a snake slither away from him and knew he had gotten bit........He yelled to his buddy, "A snake just bit me on my *****... Go find a Doc, hurry.......His friend ran thru the woods to the nearest town, finally found a Doc. He told him what happened..The Doc replied, "All you have to do is **** out the poison, then bring in your friend so we can treat him". When he got back to his friend, he says I found a Doc in town..The snake bit buddy says AND? The Doc say's you're gonna DIE.......

I think I know a guy like that, might be the same guy.

He goes hunting with his buddy and a grizzly starts chasing them. Unfortunetly they are only carry squirrel rifles that are of no use againist the bear. So this guy pulls a pair of running shoes out of his backpack on starts putting them on while still trying to run. His buddy says "What are you doing you can't outrun that bear?" To which he replies "Don't hafta, just gotta outrun you!!"