Topic: Top ten reasons why you should date a fat guy.
uk1971's photo
Sat 06/20/09 04:23 AM
The top ten reasons why you should date a fat guy.


1) He'll always know where the best restaurants are.


2) You can order whatever you want at a meal and still feel like you're eating lite.

3) He'll never smack you on the butt at 6am to go jogging.

4) When you get bloated and your clothes don't fit he'll understand.

5) You'll never come home from work early and find him wearing your underwear.

6) You never have to worry about your friends getting drunk and making a pass at him.

7) There will always be at least 1 chocolate cake in the house and he won't know how much is left.

8) If he calls you to tell you he'll be at the office late he will be at the office late.

9) No matter where you are you can snuggle in and go to sleep.


10) Fat guys are golly.








JustAGuysBro's photo
Sat 06/20/09 05:01 AM
all of them are true i swear it lmao