Topic: Be who ya wanna be
ZPicante's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:39 PM

Even worse are the lack-of-reasoning for doing so, too. Most will do it out of some goody-two-shoes mentality of theirs, while others will do it out of pure arrogance and a purely holier-than-thou attitude of theirs. And nothing's worse than to get a lip-ful from a know-it-all princess with a holier-than-thou mentality.

Of course, the SECOND you turn around and give them both-barrels, YOU'RE looked upon as the "bad-guy" comeplete with negative consequences.
*Shrugs*

Truth is, though, I actually am better than everyone else. So, guess that's where your logic there falters, eh, pally? ;)

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Wed 06/17/09 11:40 PM
Go douse yourself with gasoline and light a match, raccoon. laugh

ZPicante's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:43 PM

Go douse yourself with gasoline and light a match, raccoon. laugh
Yeet. *Points with paw to trail of gasoline leading to a gasoline puddle--in which you were inadvertently standing*

*Brandishes match--FLICK!*

YEET!!

*Inside garbage can*

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:43 PM
I shot and killed and chopped up 4 vermin diseased raccoons last weekend and fed the fish in the river. They got in the bird feeders again.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:47 PM
Nothing like a remington 3 and a quarter inch mag 12 guage at point blank range on an obnoxious rabid ball of fur. TWEEEEET! BOOOOOMMMM!!!

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Wed 06/17/09 11:48 PM
The only thing better than that would be in putting a couple wraps of 100-grain primacord on said raccoon.

Raccoon is there one second... and NOT there the next! laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:49 PM
Remington shotguns.....no mess, no fuss.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 06/17/09 11:51 PM
Yeeeeeeetttt!

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Wed 06/17/09 11:53 PM

Remington shotguns.....no mess, no fuss.


But the mess is what makes it fun! Hence the primacord! devil

Yeet.


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Thu 06/18/09 12:33 AM
im soooooooooooo smart

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 12:47 AM

im soooooooooooo smart

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Thu 06/18/09 12:47 AM
For a garbage can turning over raccoon, that is. laugh

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Thu 06/18/09 12:58 AM

For a garbage can turning over raccoon, that is. laugh



poop in it, i bet

PacificStar48's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:00 AM
I can't lead my life worrying about what other people think of me. Or that they always understand what I am trying to say. But I have found if I use what I have two of; ears, eyes, and hands, porportionaly with what I have one of (my mouth and heart) I find myself being better understood and life going along easier.

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Thu 06/18/09 01:01 AM

I can't lead my life worrying about what other people think of me. Or that they always understand what I am trying to say. But I have found if I use what I have two of; ears, eyes, and hands, porportionaly with what I have one of (my mouth and heart) I find myself being better understood and life going along easier.



say what ya want to say too

dont forget that

unless thats what you meant

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:05 AM

I can't lead my life worrying about what other people think of me. Or that they always understand what I am trying to say. But I have found if I use what I have two of; ears, eyes, and hands, porportionaly with what I have one of (my mouth and heart) I find myself being better understood and life going along easier.


drinker I've never heard this "2 to 1" saying before.....
....flowerforyou it's simple, poignant, and beautiful

*applause*

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:06 AM


For a garbage can turning over raccoon, that is. laugh



poop in it, i bet
I just realized you messaged me, like, 2 days ago. And I never responded! What a fool I was! A fool, I am! Forgive me, my captain! My love....



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Thu 06/18/09 01:07 AM
wow


you are kidding?

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Thu 06/18/09 01:08 AM



For a garbage can turning over raccoon, that is. laugh



poop in it, i bet
I just realized you messaged me, like, 2 days ago. And I never responded! What a fool I was! A fool, I am! Forgive me, my captain! My love....




i did?

ZPicante's photo
Thu 06/18/09 01:12 AM

wow


you are kidding?
Kidding is for fools and bad comedians (interchangeable, really).

How long must I wait, my champion?