What can you give your lover to make them feel special?

A big fat gold chain





or a diamond tennis braclet

And I thought this was the Family Channel!

notes left in places for them to find

Is this an appropriate time to brag about my great BJ's???

Is it, is it, is it????

I'd kill for a great back massage right about now, and not one of those 45 second numbers where ya feel like you're a punching bag. I mean one of those long, lingering, deep, gentle massages. Yep! That'd do it for me!

Hmmmmm. What else can I give them?

How about a sponge.... broom... if they help clean they might feel special?

i bet your getting flooded with e-mails now...lol

I am always very thoughtful and bring a woman for her too!

just thought i would say hey to rich..its been a while..cheers bud

Big Guy, good to see ya! Hope all is well, don't let the Bast@rds Burn Ya!!! (Only phrase I learned in Latin class and the now I only remember the English)

haha..yeah i been busy..new job, new scene all that good stuff..thats a much different profile pic than the last one..

Some joker erased when he put this one up. But I found another, just need someone to help put it up. I feel , because everyone can see the real me:

I went back to the doctor
To get another shrink.
I sit and tell him about my weekend,
But he never betrays what he thinks.

Can you see the real me, doctor?

I went back to my mother
I said, "I'm crazy ma, help me."
She said, "I know how it feels son,
'Cause it runs in the family."

Can you see the real me, mother?

The between the paving stones
Look like rivers of flowing veins.
Strange people who know me
Peeping from behind every window pane.
The I used to love
Lives in this yellow house.
Yesterday she passed me by,
She doesn't want to know me now.

Can you see the real me, can you?

I ended up with the preacher,
Full of lies and ,
I seemed to scare him a little
So he showed me to the golden gate.

Can you see the real me preacher?
Can you see the real me doctor?
Can you see the real me mother?
Can you see the real me?

well damn..idk what would happen if you gave that to the one you love..but its some good stuff.

a bash on the head