A hurse is a hurse, of curse, of curse,
And no one can talk to a hurse of curse
That is, of curse, unless the hurse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the surce and ask the hurse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endurse.
He's always on a steady curse.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A hurse is a hurse, of curse, of curse,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is huarse.
You never heard of a talking hurse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

Spank you very much