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it is just so hard to not make a joke out of the whole...hey ya wanna have phone sex thingy... I tried the phone sex thing, but the holes were too small. |
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it is just so hard to not make a joke out of the whole...hey ya wanna have phone sex thingy... I tried the phone sex thing, but the holes were too small. 
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Be careful what you wish for.. 
well hellllllooooo trouble.... 
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... |
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smart a$$ mouth like mine.. coooooooeeeeeeeee, over here 
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smart a$$ mouth like mine.. coooooooeeeeeeeee, over here
here I am yet again....running the men off... 
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yup ur good, gotta give u that!
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Sure you will!!! They are out there!!
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yup ur good, gotta give u that!
YEP...and being alone is not sooooo bad...I love the company I keep... |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... I'm sorry my goddess they are mine now.. I hung them on my wall under candles, pictures of you I took hiding in the verge one night...and now I praise them as some demi-god in ritual ceremonial calibration...
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Tell me when this gets to creepy...
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yup ur good, gotta give u that!
YEP...and being alone is not sooooo bad...I love the company I keep... yeah, me too |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... I'm sorry my goddess they are mine now.. I hung them on my wall under candles, pictures of you I took hiding in the verge one night...and now I praise them as some demi-god in ritual ceremonial calibration...
you were listening to me....all that time when you head was well I could see your ears..I had not clue you would learning...now darlin where is my coffee.. |
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Tell me when this gets to creepy...
Not even close,.......yet. |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... I'm sorry my goddess they are mine now.. I hung them on my wall under candles, pictures of you I took hiding in the verge one night...and now I praise them as some demi-god in ritual ceremonial calibration...
you were listening to me....all that time when you head was well I could see your ears..I had not clue you would learning...now darlin where is my coffee.. It's in my out streched hand as you wished,,,all hot and ready to fulfill your thirst. Can I go back to where you could just see my ears while you enjoy your coffee? |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... I'm sorry my goddess they are mine now.. I hung them on my wall under candles, pictures of you I took hiding in the verge one night...and now I praise them as some demi-god in ritual ceremonial calibration...
you were listening to me....all that time when you head was well I could see your ears..I had not clue you would learning...now darlin where is my coffee.. It's in my out streched hand as you wished,,,all hot and ready to fulfill your thirst. Can I go back to where you could just see my ears while you enjoy your coffee? oh ok as you wish even a slave deserves a nice treat every now and then...oh and darlin before you ahhhh lower your head oh never mind it can wait.. |
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Be careful what you wish for..
well hellllllooooo trouble....
Hello.. How did you know my real name? Have we met before?
...and that would be one of the statues amongst others... Blah-Back to work... Don't want to go! Wish you could make me stay... I guess since I'm disobedient I will be paying for it later... Maybe that was my intention all along...ha! I'm so demented...ha! yea at walmart don't you remember.. Oh yeah,, we shared a dressing room because they were all occupied but one and we were trying to be practical... Good for us. I really couldn't forget that I just wanted to hear you say it one more time..ha! MEN...you swore you would not tell anyone...btw I need my panites back... I'm sorry my goddess they are mine now.. I hung them on my wall under candles, pictures of you I took hiding in the verge one night...and now I praise them as some demi-god in ritual ceremonial calibration...
you were listening to me....all that time when you head was well I could see your ears..I had not clue you would learning...now darlin where is my coffee.. It's in my out streched hand as you wished,,,all hot and ready to fulfill your thirst. Can I go back to where you could just see my ears while you enjoy your coffee? oh ok as you wish even a slave deserves a nice treat every now and then...oh and darlin before you ahhhh lower your head oh never mind it can wait.. |
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smart a$$ mouth like mine.. No, we don't exist...uh...I mean 'they', yeah they don't exist... |
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Edited by
rara777
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Mon 06/15/09 08:29 AM
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it is just so hard to not make a joke out of the whole...hey ya wanna have phone sex thingy... my favorite thing to tell them is make it quick I don't wanna waste my minutes...they seem to get a wee bit offended...  Smart Azz
Thanks for the great laugh.
Just when ys thought it was safe to get back on the cell phone. 
By the way, I found your panties in the fitting room at Wally World.
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smart a$$ mouth like mine.. |
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