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Future darwin awards recipient dumb.
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8th grade education dumb.
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7th day adventist- force your kids to be strict vegetarians, but you yourself keep getting caught eating slim jims at work hypocritical dumb.
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Token minority hire wrecks more than he accomplishes in a week dumb.
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yup definitely must be union
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Grossly overweight, 45 year old virgin who got himself a mail order bride/ pet and thinks he knows everything dumb. These are my coworkers.
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Non union shop. Just desperate for bodies hires.
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I'd never ask any of them for help. They just stand there and tilt their head like a dog, looking lost. Duh.
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I'm glad I don't have coworkers like yours!
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I'm glad I don't have coworkers like yours! ![]() |
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I've had coworkers like that
I found that throwing a 36" pipe wrench at em works |
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Oh yeah! Don't forget the got the company vehicle stuck in the mud at 3 in the morning at a whore house in michigan and had to get a tow and tried to make the boss reimburse him for the tow, but wouldn't tell him where he got stuck dumb. My boss looked at me and said "Where did this asshole get stuck at halfway across michigan"? I looked at sh!t for brains, then at my boss and replied "Velvet touch whorehouse. Exit 130 on I-94". My boss replied "You're fired".
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Biker..it is great to see you here in a different thread than I am used to seeing you.
You see..you HELPED me realize there is more than one place to feel the love! |
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And you wonder why they pay me the big money. Its not for my job. Its to tolerate coworkers I think somedays.
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You're welcome sal.
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Don't get me wrong. I gotta couple of coworkers I trust and like. But that's it.
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Luckily at where I work now, its a team effort. So if there needs to be claification or a kink worked out... we all do it together, if we can't do it on our own. Same here, we work together. But I do things pretty much on my own outside of work. |
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Luckily at where I work now, its a team effort. So if there needs to be claification or a kink worked out... we all do it together, if we can't do it on our own. Same here, we work together. But I do things pretty much on my own outside of work. Lets just accept, that we are all humans. So whether inside or outside work, we are not perfect. We all err, at one point or another. Hence, we need each other for help at such times. After all "man (or humankind) are social animals". |
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Luckily at where I work now, its a team effort. So if there needs to be claification or a kink worked out... we all do it together, if we can't do it on our own. Same here, we work together. But I do things pretty much on my own outside of work. Lets just accept, that we are all humans. So whether inside or outside work, we are not perfect. We all err, at one point or another. Hence, we need each other for help at such times. After all "man (or humankind) are social animals". |
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