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| Topic: Why don't any girls contact me? :( | |
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Sadly, the disclaimer on my page pertaining to what type of emails I will NOT respond to nullifies my need to respond to MOST emails I receive.
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don't feel bad guy you aren't only one that dosn't get any mails
only mail i get is from mods  
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even the mods tell me "eeeeeeewwwwwwwww"
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I'm sure cute girls get tons of emails, I had a female friend who was on match and she told me she was getting over 50 a day, that's a lot to read. She also told me most of it was stupid "what's up baby let's chat" or some generic crap.
Sometimes I just try to say something crazy in the subject just so they click: Watch out for zombie manatees I just ate a Rubix Cube Help, I'm a hostage in a polish bakery Yes they think you're nuts but at least they might click. Other than that, the complaint my friend had was that everything was generic, it seemed like nobody read her profile or guys were just plain rude. So you could (and it would help if people wrote original profiles instead of all the cliche crap) find something in the profile that catches your eye and figure out a way to use it in the subject. Be original and try to be funny just don't be the "I like long walks on the beach" guy. |
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Hey if you see unread deleted don't be disappointed, some users (.01%) get 100 new emails a day if they have a great picture up. People like that don't have time to read your message even if they wanted to
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I'm sure cute girls get tons of emails, I had a female friend who was on match and she told me she was getting over 50 a day, that's a lot to read. She also told me most of it was stupid "what's up baby let's chat" or some generic crap. Sometimes I just try to say something crazy in the subject just so they click: Watch out for zombie manatees I just ate a Rubix Cube Help, I'm a hostage in a polish bakery Yes they think you're nuts but at least they might click. Other than that, the complaint my friend had was that everything was generic, it seemed like nobody read her profile or guys were just plain rude. So you could (and it would help if people wrote original profiles instead of all the cliche crap) find something in the profile that catches your eye and figure out a way to use it in the subject. Be original and try to be funny just don't be the "I like long walks on the beach" guy. I would be more interested in a wacky email than "You're hot" or "Hey, baby I'm tryin to halla at you" 
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The real question is.........why isnt anyone sending me $$$$?????
 
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Screw the mail!!!
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There is fiction in the space between The lines on your page of memories Write it down but it doesnt mean Youre not just telling stories There is fiction in the space between You and me There is fiction in the space between You and reality You will do and say anything To make your everyday life Seem less mundane There is fiction in the space between You and me Theres a science fiction in the space between You and me A fabrication of a grand scheme Where I am the scary monster I eat the city and as I leave the scene In my spaceship I am laughing In your remembrance of your bad dream There's no one but you standing Leave the pity and the blame For the ones who do not speak You write the words to get respect and compassion And for posterity You write the words and make believe There is truth in the space between There is fiction in the space between You and everybody Give us all what we need Give us one more sad sordid story But in the fiction of the space between Sometimes a lie is the best thing Sometimes a lie is the best thing "In human relations kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths" - "The Heart of the Matter" - Graham Greene not mine 
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The real question is.........why isnt anyone sending me $$$$?????
No honey ... no money??? |
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Hey if you see unread deleted don't be disappointed, some users (.01%) get 100 new emails a day if they have a great picture up. People like that don't have time to read your message even if they wanted to That's why your subject has to stand out. Personally I don't have that issue (the lots of emails "problem") but no matter how many emails if I saw 25 that said Hi, and then 1 that said: Megatron is my dentist. I would have to click just to see what kind of crackpot would send something like that. It doesn't matter how witty, your email is if it's just going to find the recycle bin. |
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Screw the mail!!!
I tried, but the postman told me it was a federal offense. Darn jerk postmen. |
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The real question is.........why isnt anyone sending me $$$$?????
No honey ... no money???
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Edited by
misstina2
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Wed 06/10/09 10:09 PM
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Ok so I've seen this posted by a few guys in the forums and figure I would get to the bottom of this with my own theories. So ladies, I'm sure you get tons of email compared to us guys. Does this affect your ability / deter you / interfere with you sending out emails to guys you may like? Are you so inundated you're quick to dismiss? Do you even send out emails or are you the "wait until he contacts me" type of girl? Or are there other factors at work here? Figg'erin dis out for nice guys everywheres. 
 Some of them will email you if you talk to them a lot in the forums, but some of them won't send the first email.
 some of us like to observe the men in the forums become friendly in the forums and then start emailing
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Ok so I've seen this posted by a few guys in the forums and figure I would get to the bottom of this with my own theories. So ladies, I'm sure you get tons of email compared to us guys. Does this affect your ability / deter you / interfere with you sending out emails to guys you may like? Are you so inundated you're quick to dismiss? Do you even send out emails or are you the "wait until he contacts me" type of girl? Or are there other factors at work here? Figg'erin dis out for nice guys everywheres.
Some of them will email you if you talk to them a lot in the forums, but some of them won't send the first email.
some of us like to obseve the men in the forums become friendly in the forums and then start emailing
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Hey lego my eggo
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Ok so I've seen this posted by a few guys in the forums and figure I would get to the bottom of this with my own theories. So ladies, I'm sure you get tons of email compared to us guys. Does this affect your ability / deter you / interfere with you sending out emails to guys you may like? Are you so inundated you're quick to dismiss? Do you even send out emails or are you the "wait until he contacts me" type of girl? Or are there other factors at work here? Figg'erin dis out for nice guys everywheres.
Some of them will email you if you talk to them a lot in the forums, but some of them won't send the first email.
some of us like to obseve the men in the forums become friendly in the forums and then start emailing
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Rules to write a good email to the ladies:
1. Don't ever read the person's profile. I mean,WTF do they actually expect someone to read something they took the time to write...that would be plain nutty. If they really wanted you to read it they would've included some ascii art breasts throughout the damn thing. 2. Begin with the assumption that they want cyber sex cause every lady would like nothing more than to have strange men sitting in their mother's basement with stale beer and cheeto breath to begin emailing them discussing the size of their schlong and what they'd like to do with said equipment. 3. Completely ignore any attempts for a female to screen or ignore you. Romantic movies have made it perfectly clear that women love men who stalk them and interrupt their costly weddings at the last second in order to tell them that they love em. 4. Make sure you write emails with the subject line "hello sexy" "wuddup honey" "beautiful pic there sweetcheeks" or the ever-witty "nice rack beyatch"....since when did construction workers figure out how to use the f***in internet? Is there any way to simulate an eye roll and slap as a response? 5. Completely ignore any rules of grammar or proper spelling. Remember you are a fun guy who's a bad ass rebel. Neither English grammar rules nor Webster can hold you down, speaking in adroit well formed sentences makes you Strunk & White's B****, and you, my friend, are nobody's b****. Nothing says I party past the point of brain damage more than non cogent streams of babble relayed via the interweb. 6. If someone does not reply to an email that is like them granting you permission to continually email them with vitriolic diatribe. If they didn't want to email you when you were being pleasant, they'll certainly change their tune when you call them lesbos and hookers. Show them your mature side, and by mature I obviously mean use a lot of graphic adult language. |
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Rules to write a good email to the ladies: 1. Don't ever read the person's profile. I mean,WTF do they actually expect someone to read something they took the time to write...that would be plain nutty. If they really wanted you to read it they would've included some ascii art breasts throughout the damn thing. 2. Begin with the assumption that they want cyber sex cause every lady would like nothing more than to have strange men sitting in their mother's basement with stale beer and cheeto breath to begin emailing them discussing the size of their schlong and what they'd like to do with said equipment. 3. Completely ignore any attempts for a female to screen or ignore you. Romantic movies have made it perfectly clear that women love men who stalk them and interrupt their costly weddings at the last second in order to tell them that they love em. 4. Make sure you write emails with the subject line "hello sexy" "wuddup honey" "beautiful pic there sweetcheeks" or the ever-witty "nice rack beyatch"....since when did construction workers figure out how to use the f***in internet? Is there any way to simulate an eye roll and slap as a response? 5. Completely ignore any rules of grammar or proper spelling. Remember you are a fun guy who's a bad ass rebel. Neither English grammar rules nor Webster can hold you down, speaking in adroit well formed sentences makes you Strunk & White's B****, and you, my friend, are nobody's b****. Nothing says I party past the point of brain damage more than non cogent streams of babble relayed via the interweb. 6. If someone does not reply to an email that is like them granting you permission to continually email them with vitriolic diatribe. If they didn't want to email you when you were being pleasant, they'll certainly change their tune when you call them lesbos and hookers. Show them your mature side, and by mature I obviously mean use a lot of graphic adult language. Well hell. I have been doing it all WRONG!!!! |
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