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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
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Wed 06/10/09 05:38 PM
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If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation,
 look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: 
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore" 
If that doesn't scare the sh*t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. 
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.  
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I think I just crapped myself reading that.
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Hmmm that just makes me want to projectile vomit instead... I try not to think about it...
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I think I just crapped myself reading that.
So, it must be working! 
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If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the sh*t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.
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Hmmm that just makes me want to projectile vomit instead... I try not to think about it... I know how you feel...but what can we do now...after the fact?(rhetorical question) 
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nice story oh hello everyone
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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
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Wed 06/10/09 05:48 PM
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nice story oh hello everyone 
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