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Topic: Do you read your......
RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:07 PM
Edited by RealityMan on Fri 06/05/09 04:08 PM
Do you read your horoscope?
I do....daily.

Worst part is that I don't believe a word of what is written.
I read about 10 different ones and try to get an overall general 'feel' for the day.

Then again my horoscope usually just says "Boom!"

Although I firmly believe the planets have an effect on people.

The human body is made up of, what, something like 80-90% fluids? And if the moon can control the tides.....


I dunno.

Or am I just a victim of my own manifestations of delusion?

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Fri 06/05/09 04:10 PM
Seems like my Horoscope always talks about my career....
Hell, I don't even have a job!! laugh drinker

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Fri 06/05/09 04:10 PM
nahhh I have a hard time believing that a three sentence reading could apply to one twelfth of all the people on the planet

RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:10 PM

Seems like my Horoscope always talks about my career....
Hell, I don't even have a job!! laugh drinker


laugh laugh laugh

moonlight_ride62's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:12 PM

Do you read your horoscope?
I do....daily.

Worst part is that I don't believe a word of what is written.
I read about 10 different ones and try to get an overall general 'feel' for the day.

Then again my horoscope usually just says "Boom!"

Although I firmly believe the planets have an effect on people.

The human body is made up of, what, something like 80-90% fluids? And if the moon can control the tides.....


I dunno.

Or am I just a victim of my own manifestations of delusion?




hey can I share your pill bottle luv...

RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:13 PM
hey can I share your pill bottle luv...

you like vitamins too?!

moonlight_ride62's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:15 PM

hey can I share your pill bottle luv...

you like vitamins too?!



is this a trick question...

RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:15 PM
Hold on...I'm reading my horoscope.....

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Fri 06/05/09 04:17 PM
Sometimes I'll read it for kicks, but I had issues when on SUNDAY it would say something about my job when I didn't work Sundays. They are so much garbage!!

silly's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:19 PM

Do you read your horoscope?
I do....daily.

Worst part is that I don't believe a word of what is written.
I read about 10 different ones and try to get an overall general 'feel' for the day.

Then again my horoscope usually just says "Boom!"

Although I firmly believe the planets have an effect on people.

The human body is made up of, what, something like 80-90% fluids? And if the moon can control the tides.....


I dunno.

Or am I just a victim of my own manifestations of delusion?



I don't believe what they say,to general.but I must admit sometimes they are right on it.somehow can't stop reading it.don't know y.cooky I guess.laugh

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Fri 06/05/09 04:20 PM
No and yes.... :banana:

GG2's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:20 PM


Or am I just a victim of my own manifestations of delusion?



Sounds like you need to leave the microdot alone. rofl

GG2's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:20 PM

No and yes.... :banana:


Waterloo I know that piccie! "NERDS!" rofl

TxsSun's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:22 PM
Nah, but I read my fortune from cookies.

They all seem to have the same word in them "Kindness"

Think it is telling me something?

GG2's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:24 PM

Nah, but I read my fortune from cookies.

They all seem to have the same word in them "Kindness"

Think it is telling me something?



Do something kind for someone?


Can I borrow a hundred bucks? happy

RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:24 PM


Do you read your horoscope?
I do....daily.

Worst part is that I don't believe a word of what is written.
I read about 10 different ones and try to get an overall general 'feel' for the day.

Then again my horoscope usually just says "Boom!"

Although I firmly believe the planets have an effect on people.

The human body is made up of, what, something like 80-90% fluids? And if the moon can control the tides.....


I dunno.

Or am I just a victim of my own manifestations of delusion?



I don't believe what they say,to general.but I must admit sometimes they are right on it.somehow can't stop reading it.don't know y.cooky I guess.laugh



Yep....now isn't that weird?
Then again, if they guess enough, they gotta hit a bulls-eye once and a while huh.
Like they say, if they put 10 monkeys in a room with a bunch of typewriters eventually somebody is gonna have to go in and clean up all that mess.

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:25 PM
Once in awhile, usually when I'm bored and read everything else at work. Don't follow it as it usually lies to me and tells me "someone will come by you today blah, blah, blah."...I think horoscopes are written by romance novelists.

TxsSun's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:28 PM


Nah, but I read my fortune from cookies.

They all seem to have the same word in them "Kindness"

Think it is telling me something?



Do something kind for someone?


Can I borrow a hundred bucks? happy



Is it for illegal stuff??

Atlantis75's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:29 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Fri 06/05/09 04:29 PM
I'm ready to give you free horoscope readings now. ok who's first? I'll show you how easy it is.

RealityMan's photo
Fri 06/05/09 04:31 PM

Once in awhile, usually when I'm bored and read everything else at work. Don't follow it as it usually lies to me and tells me "someone will come by you today blah, blah, blah."...I think horoscopes are written by romance novelists.


You may be right about the romance novelists.

And it always seems like you're ever so close to having it all!
It's just that Saturn and Pluto gotta get out of retrograde and once the full moon is over and if the timing is just right and if you want to hear your real horoscope click here!

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