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has told you on here that made you run not walk away...
as for me someone wanted to drink my blood and induct me into the family of satan... |
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That he thought his wife would really be into me, because he liked what he saw...
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Had one woman on here wanted our first date to be at Sunday mass. Nothing particularly wrong with that, but they usually don't server beer there.
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I haven't even met you and I love you!
See ya! |
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That he thought his wife would really be into me, because he liked what he saw... Yep, I've had a few of those guys myself!! Says right in my profile "no swingers". I wrote back to one to say he didn't read my profile and he wrote back that I was a fat and ugly pig. So I wrote back, "Sure, that's why you wanted me in your 3-some, right?" Maybe he was into unfavorable looking porcine???? |
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"Nobody wants to date a little widowed girl and compete with a ghost"
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i've known not 1 but SEVERAL women on here that have told me they talk to Faeries!
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That he forgot how to kiss and wanted me to teach him how.
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i've known not 1 but SEVERAL women on here that have told me they talk to Faeries! maybe they meant their gay friends... |
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DANG! You guys are gettin' all the good ones! Mine have mostly been pretty normal.
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I read your beautiful smile into my heart
I love...I wish to do you romantic Please do you be my soul mate. |
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Wow! I just got a cWaZy one!! Here is what she said:
I was just sitting here with my cat, and she seems to really like your picture......she tried to claw the screen with every other guy. Will you marry me? She can carry the rings and wear a nice tu-tu! |
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Edited by
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE
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Fri 06/05/09 04:36 PM
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He loved me for my leg!!
I told him I was very happy he liked it sooooooooooo much, cuz it was the only one I had... never heard from him again... not sure why!! |
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He loved me for my leg!! I told hime I was very happy he liked it sooooooooooo much, cuz it was the only one I had... never heard from him again... not sure why!! |
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"I'm so glad to have met a white girl. All I'm around all day are short Mexicans."
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hey good looken (from a guy)
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one woman told me she sleeps in the same bed as her teenage son. another woman told me she was "into" dogs. the loons are back in Capastrano. be seeing you
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He loved me for my leg!! I told him I was very happy he liked it sooooooooooo much, cuz it was the only one I had... never heard from him again... not sure why!! actually that turns me on. |
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I swear
Someone asked if I would pee on them Ran Blocked Almost deactivated!!!! |
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Edited by
Marie55
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Fri 06/05/09 04:55 PM
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They like to ask me for money.
One asked me to go to Ghana for a month with him, then later asked me for money, 5 freaking times!!!! Two 18 y/o wanted to be my "dirty little secret" -- ummmm, yeah, right!!! (Mad at me because they live 30 miles away and could have "been here in about 30 minutes or so," ticked that I would not let them come over after they dropped me their first e-mails. Can you say, double he1l NO!!!!) One guy I was talking to for a few weeks and he acted like he was "decent" got miffed at me and called me a "wh-re" an a "loser" because I didn't agree with something he said. I had made, I thought, a good friend (were friends only, he had a lady friend he was moving over to live with him) in Greece, we talked on the phone nightly for a month or so, then I didn't agree with something he told me I should do and "poof." Guess women in Greece can't disagree???? Oh well, good riddance. (Update - lady friend has since moved out on him too, hmmmmm, guess she didn't agree with something he told her to do either, .) Yup, I am the resident "scammer magnet." NEXT!!!!!! |
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