"Well maybe you should do something about that."

i work it real soon

Webbbed toes, and I worship satan, my last 2 boyfriends just "disapeared" one day. No idea why IM still single.

Reply: That's because you haven't been drinking long enough to see double.

I'm a bitter man with a peg leg and propensity for sheep

why i'm single cuz i meet lots of goobers like this one go figure y woman turn bi

I can't believe you're single!!

I thought that's how you liked your women ... bitter

LoL... what the?

like i said duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh genius ...lmao

It would seem that this isn't the first occasion she has had to hear that kind of response. LOL

I hear this from time to time... I used to get a bit flustered by it now. I just look them right in the eye and say very softly I have found the special one that knows where I hid all my treasures.

I think sometimes people use it as a pick up line... Doesn't work but they gotta try.

First, it really doesn't require a response. It's not a question and most people do mean it in a positive light, not realizing that it can be an uncomfortable question. By not answering at all, it will either just pass unnoticed, or create just a slight bit of uncomfortableness on their side... which is fair, isn't it?

But I usually just pass it back as a joke.

"Yeah! Hard to believe that this hot piece of heavily mortgaged real estate is still on the market!"

But mostly I just don't follow up the comment.

I didn't mean it like that but damn lol... must suck for her.

too funny!

I DON'T MESS WITH CATS LIKE U THATS Y I'M SINGLE I DON'T DATE BOYS ..... DATE LIKE A MAN SO U DON'T GET PLAYED LIKE A B!TCH
TIME TO GROW UP

i woke upi for this. chill. sleep. it will do wonders for you girl.

Maybe you should seek help? I mean, you just called me a cat but you can clearly see I'm human.