This is the story of two aliens that didnt quite get it right.

So, there were these two aliens that came to earth to take over. they landed in bumf*** nowhere, I'm talking middle of the desert. the only thing within miles of where they happened to land was this little gas station. As both aliens cautiously approach the gas station the second alien says to the first, "be careful man, thats a bad mammajamma over there". The first alien replies sternly, "I got this man, he's got nothing on my ray gun". So the first alien scammpers up to the gas pump and says, "take me to your leader". of course, the gas pump remains silent, which irritates the alien. The second alien again looks at the first alien and says, "dude, I got a bad feeling about this. I'm telling ya thats a bada** mammajamma right there man, I wouldn't mess with him". The first alien responds angrily, "I can handle this" and jerks out his ray gun, pointing it right at the gas pump, at which time he says,"ok, this is your last chance earthling. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!". But of course the gas pump remains silent. The alien then becomes furious at the insubordinace of the "earthling" and pulls the trigger. BOOM! the gas pump explodes sending both alien one and alien two to an early grave. As both aliens make there accent to wherever it is that aliens go after death, the first alien looks at the second and asks, "tell me, how did you know that was a bada** mammajamma?" The second alien replies simply, "well, if you could wrap your penis around your arm two and a half times and stick it in your mouth, you'd be a bada** mammajamma too!"