...should be taken seriously? Perhaps, I'm being unfair because I'm a bad judge of the human condition. And I'm also a fairly disreputable character myself.

Define Smarmy.

And crap....

and seriously...

Taking things seriously will get you upset or angry. Just roll with it and laugh at the absurdity. Like what if a man wants to marry a chicken?

I think everyone tells the truth....Especially the ladies

You mean "trivial" posts?

Then it will really taste like chicken?

Hey! That is a legitimate argument! If former congressman Rick Santorum can use it, then hell, why can't I!

Never gone down on a chicken, but I guess it would taste like chicken?

Because its silly. What if a man wants to marry a building? A strawberry? The moon?

And politicians are idiots.

I have only ever posted one dishonest topic. So to answer your question Marley, smarmy or not, I am normally being myself.

Not true. Those are list of inanimate objects. Not possible sentient beings like a chicken in the animal kingdom.

Not all politicians are idiots.

Oh god not yet another thread about poop. WTF, have all you people been getting into grandmas metamucil?

sentient beings have free will. And when a chicken looks at me, and says, "hey, wanna get hitch?" I don't think I could ever say no.

Not all of em, but most.

With regard to forum posts, I've read many, even before posting much myself. Keeping that in mind, I think sometimes people can be condescending and even cruel to those really seeking help or advice on the forums.

However, if someone is willing to post something, they should know that with real genuine responses also comes the fake, funny, and even stupid answers. So you get the good with the bad. Whether a person is geniune in his or her posts is determined by getting to know that person on a deeper level.

Ate prunes today, does that count?

I have only one thing to say about crap. It's better out than in.

Smug, ingratiating, lowly.

I'm not smug!